Solangelo Oneshots

Darlin'

"Come on." Will whined. "Part of being my boyfriend is going to stuff with me."

"Dang. I should've read the terms and conditions. Never would've hit accept." Nico said from the floor.

"Ha ha. Now get up, we're going." Will took his grumbling boyfriend's hand and pulled him up.
"Why do we have to go?"
"To bond!"
"Bond? Were you raised by a 20-year-old frat boy? Keith Kogane, maybe?"

Will sighed exasperatedly. "I love you, Nico, but we need to go to this."

"Aw. You love me?"

"Please? I won't call you Darlin' for the whole time we're there." Nico hated loving that pet name. Every time Will said it, he became a blushing, stammering mess. It was so embarrassing.

Nico got up and grabbed his jacket, sighing. "Fine. Let's go."

"Never have I ever stolen a car." Leo said, staring at Piper intensely as she took a drink.

Out of the corner of his eye, Will also saw Percy take a drink. "It was my jackass ex-stepdad's car. He said my mom and I could use it, so we got it trampled by the Minotaur. He had it coming."

Annabeth nodded in agreement. "My turn. Never have I ever chugged an entire bottle of liquid aminos, a soy sauce and vinegar tasting ingredient, to prove a point."

Everyone immediately looked at Nico, who took a drink. He was, of course, drinking liquid aminos.

"Never have I ever... died!" Piper said, targeting Leo. Leo took a drink (also aminos), along with Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and Hazel.
"Wait, guys. You've died? How did I not know about this?"

"I did not shadow travel here from California to get questioned on my death." Hazel said, casually sipping her aminos. "Also, this is disgusting."

"No," Piper said, "I know you and Leo died. But you?" She gestured to Annabeth, Nico, and Percy.

"When you go to Tartarus," Nico explained, "You technically die, since when you die you go to the underworld, and Tartarus is most commonly accessible through the underworld. I don't understand it."

"Sounds like you understand it."

"Piper, I think I would know if I knew."

"What?"

"Doesn't matter. My turn. Never have I ever... stolen my girlfriend's shoes to fill with jelly beans because Chiron said only one pack per person." Nico said, causing Percy to take a drink.

"Will, did you have a good time? Did you bond?" Nico asked, laying in bed next to his boyfriend.

"I did. Also, now I know Percy is disgusting. So there's that. Did you have fun?"

"No, not at all." Will moved his face closer to Nico's. "Fine. Maybe a little. But only because you were there."

"Dork."

"Med-head."

"Darlin'."