A Tumblr Story

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Short but I was inspired.
Everyone is 18+
Nico_Di_Angelo: I JUST FOUND MY CRUSH ON A GAY PORN SITE OH MY SWEET POSEIDON
Jason_dadfriend: why were you on a gay porn website?
Nico_Di_Angelo: for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think?
Jason_dadfriend: Who was it?
Nico_Di_Angelo: Yeah, I'm going to tell you that.
Jason_dadfriend: I'm just going to watch every gay porn and stop when I see someone I know.
Nico_Di_Angelo: Jason, wtf
Jason_dadfriend: Oh, so it's fine for you to watch gay porn under your account but when I hack into your computer it's 'wrong' ????
Nico_Di_Angelo: did you hack into my computer?
Jason_dadfriend: maybe....
Nico_Di_Angelo: I will destroy you.

Will_sunshine: my boyfriend who isn't really my boyfriend just found me on a gay porn site.
ImPiperImFifteenandIAlreadyHateYou: You do porn?
Will_sunshine: I'm studying to be a doctor and med school ain't cheap, honey.
ImPiperImFifteenandIAlreadyHateYou: WTF, Will?
Will_sunshine: Oh gods, Piper??!??!!! I didn't know that was you!!!!!!!!! I thought you were an internet stranger Asdfghjklzxcvbbm
ImPiperImFifteenandIAlreadyHateYou: .......

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