#1: I'm posting this early because I finished my quiz early and I recieved hundred. In fact, I just wanted to brag that I got a 100 math test. So you guys should watch out. The impossible thing happened and the sky is bound to fall. I had a breakdown right before the quiz. I think getting a 100 on a math quiz is the biggest accomplishment of my life.
The earth is going to die! Or a flying star is bound to hit the earth. Or maybe the sky will rain random food items ; ) Yes, we all are doomed! RUN! THE EARTH IS ENDING!#2: Some of these people need to learn how to be patience! People are sending me legit death threats and It's been two or three days since I've updated. And I really don't like when people get have such a nasty attitude.
EX: YOU REALLY SHOULD UPDATE MORE. IT'S SUMMER AND YOU ARE BEING LAZY.
Wait--What! Did you just call me Lazy? I have to complete a year of math in six weeks. I'll update when I can.
#3: I think I have a new idea for the watty award. The new category should be "AUTHOR WHO UPDATES THE MOST" You know why? Because, I totally deserve that freaking prize ; ) And it would be the only thing I would win at the Watty award
#4 More Strange thoughts: This threat is a W. T. F. Moment:
You have so many people waiting. If you don't continue the story, I will.
Suprisingly, several people said this. I have never heard such a thing! First of all I don't think if you did continue the story, it would be very good. Because my plot is 1000302030X better than yours. I'm acutually tottally awesome at comming off with complicated plots. It's just difficult putting them into words and pulling them off ; )
Thanks. Secondly, I'm pretty sure that is stealing and I do have legal rights to everything I write.
Thirdly, I highly doubt all of my readers would follow that story instead of waiting for my story.
#5: I want fingers that type at an inhuman spead.
I hate when I type a chapter for hours and it's only like two hours. And then people complain at the length! Hey, I wish I was a robot! But, I'm fucking NOT!
#6: When-the-guy-you-like-asks-you-out and his friends are laughing behind you:
You lie and you say you already have a boyfriend in the military. But then he's interested because for some reasons boys want what they can't have. And his friends really shouldn't be laughing. Being twenty five at community college isn't something to be proud of. *PSSH*
#7: When you are writing a depressing chapter, and you realize how personal it is. And then you think, "This is very theraptic." And then you realize that you are a complete drama queen and you really have nothing to be "unhappy" about.
8# When someone says that this has a lot of mistakes but yet they don't point out that mistakes. And then you go look at their work and your jaw drops. Apparently, they don't know how to capitalize 'i'. Really, take a good look at your work. Thank you!
#9 When people add you and then advertize on your work.
Go roll over and die. Thanks and have a effin lovely weekend!
#10- I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU oxoxoxooxoxox
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