Side Rant: So, I decided that I was going to check facebook for any new messages or friend requests. So, I respond to a few messages and what not. And Before I log off, three people call me. And I look at the clock and I'm like, "What the fuck?"
Number one, I didn't know you could call people from facebook and I'm pretty sure I don't have any 'real' information on my page. So, I think people could call my computer?Number two, I think it's a little inconsiderate to call me at one in the morning. Okay so maybe you live on the other side of the earth and didn't realize that I'm in a different time zone. But hey, you should know what time zone I'm in if you are going to call.
Number three, Okay that is just a little weird. Couldn't you at least ASK if I wanted to talk to you on the phone? I don't like talking on phone with people I know...let alone strangers.
Oh and what is with people sending you the same APP invite on facebook fifty times? NO, I don't want the ghost hunters APP. If you like ghost hunting, good for you. DAMN IT< THEY JUST SENT IT TO ME AGAIN! Not kidding here, kiddies. lol Hey didn't that rythme?
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Marketing 101- The Very VERY Basics
Tons of people have messaged me for a chapters on titles and covers. So, I'm going to do a single chapter dedicated to marketing. I hope this will be helpful for everyone. I have already talked about the importance of cover but I will do another chapter on it.
Just for watt-padders- Some basic info that you need to know
The first piece of advice is: Write an original story and not what you think will be popular or hit the wattpad what is hot list. Some people read a 'popular' story and think that story is great. Then they will write a story with a similiar plot. Yeah, that is not a good idea and that is called creative copying. Have a little more faith in yourself. People will appreciate you more for a original story.
Summaries:
I'm amazing about summaries. Yeah that is right, I said I'm amazing at summaries! I can't exactly write a proffesional summary and I don't try too. But I can write a short summary that will catch the reader's attention. It's not hard.
*Take a powerful quote for the book.
* If you're writing romance, write about one of the steamiest scenes of the novel.
* Keep it short. I don't know why people feel the need to write a page! Don't bore the reader. We don't need to know the whole back story of the character before we PICK up the book.
Covers For Romance Novels or Young Adult:
Please, check out the first chapter of this novel for more advice on covers. But I will say you don't need a high quality cover to attract readers. You just need a striking picture that somehow captures the theme of your book.
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Two choices- I could post a review on the Fifty Shades Of Grey or article about a famous self-published writer. Tell me what you guys would prefer : ) And thanks for your comments and your support! Lol, I never expect people to EVER read my silly writing journal!
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