Sidemen//Oneshots

Wanking

Ship: Ksimon
Relationship: know each other via social media but that's it's.
Warnings: swearing and Jide wanking.
Words: 923

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I groaned as I got pulled off the pitch. My legs ached and my chest burned but I knew I would have been able to get past those shitty defenders if coach wouldn't have pulled me off. What a dick.

"Minter! Minter! Minter! Minter!" I heard the crowed chanting, a smile started to appear on my face as I looked up and around at all of out teams supporters.

"Come on coach! You gotta put me back on!" I pleaded as my teammate, Bradley, sprayed the back of my neck with water, dabbing my forehead with a cold towel.

"You look like shit, Minter. You're staying off" I rolled my eyes and shook my head at the coach, walking to the openable wall and waved my friend over seeing as there was a free kick going on.

"Chip- you have to switch with me" "what'd coach say?" "He said I look like shit but I can do this Chip" Josh (chip) nodded and slipped over the small wall and I quickly hugged him, hopping over the wall and ran over to Chips spot.

"Minter! Take the free kick!" I looked over towards Joe and smiled heartfully, jogging over. The crowed cheered as I ran over, taking Joes spot as he took mine.

I inhaled deeply and ran up slightly, smashing the ball with the crease of the side of my foot, watching as it soared up and pass the line of men's heads and into the top left corner, their goalie desperately trying to wack it out but missed.

My team cheered and highfived me, all of us running back to our places.

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I stared in front of me as I ran with the ball switching from between one foot to the other. I gulped mentally as I saw the opposing teams deffenders waiting for me.

"SIMON, BACK OUT" I heard my coach yell but I continued onward, shoving past 2 defenders with all of my might, the balls still latched between my feet. I breathed in and out evenly, staring forward at the other 3 defenders holding their spot.

I kicked the ball up in the air and ran around the deffenders as they tried to follow the ball. I bounced the ball on top of my foot as it landed in front of me, it now on the floor being dribbled.

My foot reared back and then forward, shooting the ball up and towards the goal.

I yelled happily as the goalie missed it and I fell to my knees, fist bumping the air like an absolute loser.

I felt as a couple bodies tackled me as a blaring noise went off.

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I groaned loudly as I flopped down on the bench in the locker room. "Simon, are you alright?" "My chest is fucking killing me" "Water? Do you need water? Are you having trouble breathing?" "Breathing" Josh worriedly looked down at me and then ran towards his locker, grabbing his phone.

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"I didn't need to go to the hospital-" I cut myself off as I felt myself being pushed into a room and noticed the other person in there, bruised and bleeding and also very familiar.

"Jooooosh" I whispered, hitting josh's hand. "I have to go get rid of the poparatzies" I nodded and flopped back onto the bed as the nurses left after plugging everything in.

"Fuck sakes- oh, hello. You're Something Minter right?" I turned my head to look at the man beside me and nodded, "Yeah, and you're something something something The boxer" "Olajode- Jide or Olajide Olatunji- the nightmare- the box- yes." "You look like fucking shit" Jide laughed loudly, "you should see the other guy" "ah, haven't heard that one before." Jide laughed again, "I like you, usually everyone's throwing themselves all over me" "Of course they are. I don't see why but alright" And he laughed again, it was a very contagious laugh.

"Anyways, your name? I told you mine" "Simon. You had the last name right" "You're cute with your footballs and teammates" "Oi, are you comparing boxing and football to make yourself feel tougher?" I sneered slightly, raising my eyebrow.

"I'm just saying, while you were out kicking balls I was out punching people and knocking them out" "Well by the looks of you, you were the one getting punched and knocked out" "You're a feisty one, aye?" He laughed again as I groaned.

"Why are you laughing? Nothing said has been remotely funny." He continued to laugh and I slowly grew more and more annoyed, fists clenching and jaw tightening.

"Your facial expressions are what's making me laugh, princess" "I'm not a princess? Clearly am Male" "Whatever you say, Princess" I sneered again and rolled over in the bed, staring at the wall now in front of me.

"Aw don't ignore me princess" I huffed and then heard an obnoxious skin on skin noise. "What the fuck are you doing?" I looked over and screamed as I saw his dick out and his hand around it. "WHAT THE FUCK" "WELL YOU IGNORED ME AND I'M BORED" "put your fucking dick back in your fucking dress before I go over there and cut it the fuck off with these plastic knives"

"If I can have your number I'll put it away" I threw my phone behind me and heard as it hit Jide somewhere. "That was my dick!"

"You can keep that now."