Sidemen//Oneshots

Alex X Jide (this is funny because they aren't mates. im taking the piss now)

Liked by 500,982 people!
Im_Allexx: pretty in fucking pink.

☆~View all comments?~☆

_allexx: wow my dad is attractive.
Im_Allexx: son?

Ksi: 😍cute
Memeulousiluvu: why is a porn account on this bath water loving freaks account?🤣🤣

Alex looked at the recent account that just commented. "Will? Do you know who KSI is?" He shouted, clicking on the account only to scream and throw his phone into the couch beside him.

"Ksi? He's basically a gay porn account. Simon fucking pranked me with that already, you better not begin doing it."

Alex glared at his phone and stood up from his seat, making his way to wills room. "He commented on my Instagram?" Will began to laugh, flubbering over his words. "Seriously? You're taking the piss. Oh my God." He laughed through his words. Alex huffed and retrieved his phone, bringing it back to Will. "See?" "Oh, mad."

"Much help, Will. Thanks."

Suddenly his phone sounded a notification and he checked it.

◇~New Direct Message!~◇

"Oh fuck me. Now he's messaging me." Alex huffed and sat down beside will, leaning his head back against the pillow. "You're really cute, we should meet up sometime." Alex read out loud, his face scrunching up in displeasure.

"You're not gonna like this, but I have an idea." Will chuckled, quickly taking Alex's phone from his hand.  He opened up the camera and took a picture of himself with the middle finger up and sent it with the caption 'fuck away from my boyfriend.'

Alex groaned loudly. "Fuck off Will. People already think we're shagging, what if he fucking posts that out of anger."

Suddenly the phone dinged again and a picture was sent back.

So do I 😂

Will began to laugh and Alex sighed. "My fucking heart can't take this shit."

This was me taking the absolute piss out of everything possible lmao. Also, this is me practicing writing Will and Alex. There'll be a lot of things like this.