LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAT. IT'S OFFICIALLY SIMON NOW, ALRIGHT?
"Which one do you want?" Josh asked the cat on his shoulder, pointing to the two cat sized beds he picked out. One was a white frame with a rose gold pillow in the middle while the other was Blue with a white pillow.
Simon looked up at Josh and then down at the beds. Pink. Simon wiggled his butt as he crouched down, getting ready to jump off of Joshs shoulder into the pink bed. Josh quickly picked simon up and off of his shoulder just before Simons nails could come out. "That was scary. You could have just meowed, I would've set you down." Josh chuckled, placing Simon down in front of the two beds.
Simon trotted towards the rose gold one, plopping down in the center. "Alright, so the pink collar to match then." Josh smiled and walked towards his closet, grabbing out the petshop bag from yesterday. Josh pulled out the rosegold coloured collar with a gold bell. It was very pretty.
Simon watched Josh with curious eyes, his tail swishing around in the air. Josh walked back to Simon and crouched down, gently lifting Simons head so he could put the collar on. "Awww, you look so cute!" Josh cooed, scratching between Simons ears. Simon purred against Josh's wrist, licking the skin.
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"Alright! I'm off for work, Simon. Make yourself at home!" Josh waved goodbye to the cat, walking out the front door.
Simon yawned and stretched out his body, looking around lazily. The neko hopped off of the couch onto the coffee table. Josh doesn't like him being up here but what can Josh do if he's not home?
Simon sniffed random objects on the coffee table, pushing other objects off. It really is satisfying.
"I'm hungry . . ." Simon spoke to himself, looking towards the kitchen. I'm sure Josh wouldn't notice if the sushi he order last night was missing a few bits.
Simon smiled slyly to himself and hoped off the coffee table, turning into his neko form. Simon didn't bother to put on anything, well more like "Simon doesn't have any clothes so he is forced to be nude", as he made his way to the fridge, opening it up. He sniffed the air and stuck his head further in the fridge until he was right in front of the sushi box.
~~~a whole sushi box later~~~
"Oh no. I ate it all..." Simon stared down at the empty box, still kinda hungry. Suddenly the front door opened to reveal a sweaty Josh.
The beared man walked into the kitchen, wanting a glass of water. Josh let out a rather embarrassing scream when he saw a naked giant in his kitchen. With his left over sushi!
Josh grabbed the object closes to him and chucked it at the man, screaming and running away to his bedroom.
Simon looked at the paper Josh threw, it didn't even hit him. Simon huffed and put the empty box on the counter, walking towards Josh's room. "Jooosh?" Simon called out, not liking the game Josh was playing.
"Who are you, why are you naked and why do you know my name!" Josh shouted from behind the door, holding a broom tightly. "I'm simon, I'm naked because I don't have clothes and I know you're name because you told me." Simon opened the door, Josh forgot to lock it.
"I'd appreciate it if you don't throw paper at me anymore." Josh looked closer and noticed the ears and tail, along with the collar. Josh wasn't aware he got a neko but it's not much of an issue. He did get a cat because he was lonely, now he has an actual person to talk to too.
This is part 1 of part 2. If that makes sense lmao.
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Qowipt: Favourite series the sidemen have done? Or a sideman has done.
Aowipt: Any of Josh's tycoon games. Or house flipper. I fuck with solo Josh soooo hard.
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