JJ x Simon (part 1 because I can't think of anything else to fucking do for t)

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"Do you want to fight, mate? Like come on now, spar me. One on one me right now." Simon rolled his eyes at JJ. "You win ONE boxing match and now all you wanna do is fight us." Tobi  snickered and high fived Simon. JJ narrowed his eyes at Simon and walked out of the bedroom towards his own. 

"Bet 50 pounds he's getting gloves." "Aight." They shook hands and waited for the man to rejoin them in Simon's room. 

JJ shoved the door open with his shoulder and walked in with two pairs of boxing gloves in his arms. He chucked a pair at Simon and slipped his own on. "Come on then." Simon smirked at Tobi, holding his hand out. Tobi sighed and grabbed out his wallet, pulling 50 out.  Simon place the money into his pocket and bent down to pick up the gloves. "Fine, Let's go pussyio."  (Jake paul is quaking)

Jide left the room and raced down the stairs with Simon close behind. They walked into the room vertical of the front door. "Alright, how you wanna do this?" JJ asked giddily,  slapping his covered hands together.  "Well, seeing as how I'm about five times skinnier than you, with no muscles, you only get your left hand? You can use the right to block but no punching with it?" Jide nodded, his ego big enough to have done this without any hands. 

Simon snickered to himself, watching Jide spar and train may actually get him the win here. Jide raised his hands up, covering his neck and face. Simon started to circle around him, one arm covering his face and the other ready to reach out and bonk Jide in the face. (Yes, I used the word 'bonk' to describe Simon hitting Jide. Yes, I know, it's an amazing word)  Simon reached a hand out and B O N K E D Jide in the side, smiling widely when he made a noise of surprise. "Aye, that's pretty good, you know!" Jide praised, punching Simon in the gut. Simon groaned and stumbled back, glaring at Jide. "Asshole. You totally distracted me on purpose." Jide smiled innocently. Simon narrowed his eyes and landed a blow ( ;) ) onto Jides chest. JJ wheezed slightly.

"you know what? For such a skinny guy, you sure do have a lot of power behind those lanky arms." Simon scoffed.

Jide reached a hand out but Simon got scared and went to bend down. Jide covered fist connected with Simons head. The tall blonde fell backwards and landed on the floor with a thud.

-his fucking shitty ass oneshot.) ~continuation of the title.

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