Sidemen//Oneshots

Simon X Alex

Alex bit his lip as he stared at the mirror before him. His memory played blurry flashbacks to the moment Simon and him first met. Faded voices chatted to one another, sharing names and opinions on YouTube.

"That was the lamest thing I could have said. Really, Alex? I like your shoes? Are you fucking serious?" Alex outloudly groaned, his forehead pressing against the cold glass. "What fucking lunatic sarts off by complementing a guys shoes." He continued to moan.

"Alex, can you stop talking to yourself in there? I need to piss!" Will shouted from outside the door, his fist banging against it. Alex huffed and opened the door. "The square root of you is a fucking dick." Alex grumbled, treading towards the living room.

Will shouted insults back but he didn't bother to answer.

Suddenly, the front door opened and someone walked in, placing their keys on the island counter and slipping their shoes off before walking further into the house.

Gee came out of her room and said a greeting to the new person, "Hey, Simon! How'd you fancy the party last week?" Alex cursed the gods above for this absolute fuck Nut luck he's been cursed with. "It was great. Really fun meeting all of Wills friends, still surprised he has any really. He never leaves this flat." That gorgeous fucking laughter came out of the blondes throat and Alex was just about ready to throw himself out of a plane. Though he didn't really feel like buyig a plane ticket, in all honesty.

"Well, spesking of Will, hes in the washroom right now he'll be done soon. Youre recording a reddit video right?" Alex assumed Simon nodded because Gee continued to speak.

"Well, I gotta go see The gals. Alex is on the couch over there so I'll leave you two to chat while Will finishes up." Gee shouted a Farwell to both Alex and will.

Simon walked further into the living room before he was stood somewhat close to Alex, who had to tilt his head all the way up to see him. "Hey, we met at the party last week right? Alex Elmslie?" Alex nearly choked on his words but managed to get them out, "Uh, Yeah, yeah. That's me. You're Simon minter, right?" Simon grinned and nodded, moving to sit himself a decent distance from Alex. And by decent I mean Alex's shoulder was brushing against Simons forearm.

Alex mentally slapped himself, really wanting to seem cooler than what he is right now. "So what video are you and Wi-"

"Ah Simon! Alright mate, you ready to look at some creepy ass reddit pictures?" Simon smiled apologetically to Alex and stood up from the couch, making his way towards the front door with Will behind him. "I hope to see you again, Alex!" Simon said with a grin before leaving the room.

Will looked at Alex and said, "You're absolute shit at keeping your tits calm aren't ya'?" He laughed, escaping just before he pillow that Alex chucked could hit him.

" Yeah, great fucking job Alex. Handled that one brilliantly."

Alex has an oddly specific personality and is a really weird person to write 😂😂 also this is general was weird to write but I did have fun so that's all that matters.