Bitch For A Purpose

CHAPTER 4

CHASTENE'S POV

"O to the M to the G! Reina bitchy?!" Tumayo ako agad and hinug siya ng mahigpit. OA ba reaction ko kanina? Harharhar! "What brought you here?" Excitement is plastered on my voice. Reina is my girl bestfriend who's supposed to be in Paris right now but she's here.

"Yung barko." Blag. Facepalm. "Tanga lang talaga? Malamang yung plane!"

"The eff? Do I need to elaborate my question para malaman mong hindi literal ang tinatanong ko?" Sumimangot ako. "And duh? Paano magla-landing ang plane dito sa Hughmann sige nga?"

She pulled my left wrist para maupo kami. Vacant yung katabi kong upuan. "Eh anong tawag mo sa sagot ko? Joke na sagot?" Mas sumimangot ako. "Hahahahaha! Joke lang. Of course I followed you bitchy!"

That lit up my face. I looked at her and smiled sincerely. "I freakin' hate you bitchy. You really love me that much. Do I have to cry now? Huhu."

She grabbed a small portion of my hair and pulled it down, in short, sinabunutan niya lang naman ako. Gaganti na ako kaya lang... "Gaga. Mamaya mo ako dramahan, may class pa tayo. They're all looking at us." With that, I checked out our classmates and yeah, they are. Haaay. When will they stop noticing us?! They're so epal, nagmomoment kami ni Reina eh! I raised my eyebrow to the girl who bitchified (adj. v. the act of transforming me to a bitch.) me kanina. Mitchie daw yung name. Yeah right, Mitchie-witchy. Harhar!

"So papansin. Tss." She said in a high voice with matching hampas pa sa desk niya before crossing her arms.

I was about to say something when Reina did if first. "The who is she referring to?" She raised her eyebrow at her then looked at me.

"The her, of course." I answered.

"Yeah right. The her! Grabe super lakas ng boses, kumain ba siya ng mega phone? So papansin ha!" She said in so arte tone.

"Bitchy, she didn't eat mega phone. Her mouth's just as big as it kaya don't wonder why her voice is so lakas. It's natural." I copied, COPIED? *yun ba yung sinasabi pag nagpapahawak ka? CopieT ka lang? Harhar* Brain cells, you're so epal. Again, I copied her tone. With that, our classmates laughed, even our professor. Hah! Slap your face mega phony boo-booyog! Hahahaha.

After two hours, natapos na ang class namin sa morning. May three hours vacant kami so we decided to go to the mall para magpafly ng oras. While we're in my car, nagkwentuhan kami.

"Grabe ka bitchy, you really slapped that witch's face kanina. You're so mean!" Her.

"The eff bitchy, ako pa ba? She's the one who started kaya." Me.

"Sabagay. I got your point." Her.

"And uh, bitchy, remember? I'm good at bitchcraft." Me. (Bitchcraft- v. n. adj. the act of pissing witches as if it's not your intention. a plan.) Witch. That's what we call the trying hard bitches out there who bitch over us.

I saw a smile forming on her face. I really missed this bitch, buti nalang nandito na siya. But, uh, why is she here by the way?

"Bitchy, why did you follow me here?" Me.

"Duh, you really wanna know bitchy?" Her.

"Duh too, would I ask if I don't?" Me.

"Duh three, OMG I'm so corny, of course! I want to be with my bitchy! I want to witness it all." She looked at me with a "you-know-what-I-mean-look".

I smiled as I stopped at the stop light. I looked at her. "Thanks for the support bitchy. I appreciate it. Don't worry, sandali nalang."

"Buti naman. I'm so excited. I want to witness you getting even with that jerk, jackass, dumbass, asshole, fvcke—"

"Woah! Chill bitchy. You don't have to call him names. Just watch me." I smiled at her wickedly as I stepped on the accelerator.

"I can't wait for it bitchy." I can sense excitement in her voice. I'm also excited. I've planned and prepared for this for two years and ten months, and in two more months, I'll make sure all my sufferings will pay off.

"If you are, then, kumusta pa kaya ako?" I smiled. A smile full of meaning.