Phan Oneshots

True Loves Kiss

You seen the Little Mermaid? Well it's actually legit nothing like that lol nevermind. You seen Princess and the Frog? Yeah that's more like it. Princess and the Frog. (Side note: I am actually scared of frogs. idk) It's weird and all over the place but here y'all are.
(Another side note: My Wattpad wont let me answer any messages I get from any of you. Like Idk I have my email set up and shit but like it wont let me reply. I get them but I can't reply so I am sorry about that.)
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"Why do these things happen to me?" Phil ponderes aloud. Seriously what is it that makes him attract crazy situations?
First there was the squirrel that he saved only to be bit on the finger.
Then there was the guy who thought he was from mars and the only way to get back was to finish his mission of understanding human life. He wanted Phil to help but he just waved him off politely, "Sorry man but I am a human and I don't understand human life, welcome to Earth. Enjoy your stay."
Then he ran as fast as he could away.
There was also the cat that always lingered around his apartment building that Phil swears is actually a human.
He has been in many strange instances that he knows don't happen to normal people on a weekly basis.

"I'm sorry.......What did you just say?"

Phil had attempted surfing, again, to no avail, again. He had taken to just sitting on his board and pretending that he is waiting for a wave. That's when he noticed a boy in the water also soaking wet and failed at surfing, occording to the discarded board next to him as he shakes his head attempting to dry his hair a bit so it wouldn't be stuck to his face.

"Hey!" Phil called out. The boy looked up and looked around frantically.

"Right there." He pointed to where the lone surf board is floating and watched as the man slowly swam over to it. Phil paddled over to him so they could meet half way.

"I'm Phil."

"Daniel." He crossed his arms on the board and rested his chin on them as he continued. "You surf?"

"By surf do you mean barely standing up before falling and has only ever just started to get on a wave then flung off? If so yes I surf."
Daniel giggled and brushed some more hair out of his face.

"You?"

"Oh no."

"You have a board."

"It's not mine. It's been floating out here for awhile now, happens sometimes, people don't put them away properly and they end up out here."

"Well if you don't surf why are you all the way out here?"

"I just like to visit sometimes."

"What's that even mean?"

"Land. I like to visit it. From afar of course."

It was then Phil had realised he had run into another crazy person.

"I'm sorry.....What did you just say?"

"I like to vis-"

"No I heard you, I mean what does that even mean? Visit land?"

"I'm a merman." 

'Maybe I should move away from California. Maybe I am less likely to run into these types of situations that way.'

"Uh huh, right. Well I better uh nice meeting you." Phil hurried to turn around and paddle off.

"Wait!" Phil sighed and closed his eyes, 'Why must I be so nice?'

"Yes?"

"Do you think you could help me with a favor?"

"Depends on the favor."