Trixie Mattel /City Lights Ain't Got Nothing On Country Lights

Tell Me. Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?

*More of a Katya Chapter*

We sat waiting for Katya. Trixie clicked her long pink fingernails on the table in a rhythm impatiently.

"She takes forever to start her shows." Trixie said examining the room though her long, black eyelashes. I didn't know how Katya performed or even what she did. Did she sing? Did she dance ? Maybe he played an instrument like Trixie? I would soon find out. The club fell in to darkness and a Britney spears song began to play.The crowds of people were now facing the stage and clapping loudly. Trixie rolled her eyes. 

"If I haven't seen her perform this a million times already" She uttered. Katya cartwheeled on to the stage and in to the splits. The crowd cheered as she smiled. My god she was flexible! She slowly raised herself up off the floor and began to dance seductively pointing to a random man at the front. She was bumping and grinding her way across the stage like she had no care. I couldn't take my eyes off her. She turned to where Trixie and I were sat and blew a kiss towards us. More towards me. My mouth agape. I watched her as she danced with flexibility and danced better than any woman and man combined. Katya looked like a real woman as she flicked her hair over her shoulder. Trixie elbowed me in my arm causing me to close my mouth.

"So she is better than me? Your like a dog drooling over a bone" She said in a very off tone. I gulped.

"N-_No"I stammered. I couldn't help but look at Katya. She was dancing so sexual across the stage I couldn't help it. Trixie crossed her arms. I hope she isn't being serious. Was she jealous? We weren't a thing? Were we? Trixie tutted and stood up from the table.

"I'm going to get us a drink" She said and walked away. Oh dear. Katya finished her dance and bowed to the crowd before collecting money that was scattered around her feet on the stage , jumping off the stage, totally oblivious to the stairs and started running towards our table.  She ran over with open arms as I rose from the table and took her in my arms and we embraced. Money still gripped in her hands .Her skin was sticky and wet from where she had been sweating. We broke the hug and smiled at each other.

"That was incredible Katya!" I said. I felt like I had known her forever with her warm presence. As we smiled at each other Trixie arrived back at the table holding a drink in each hand.

"Oh waw. I leave for five seconds and your already slobbering over each other" Trixie said staring at Katya and me. I didn't know whether to take Trixie's tone as sarcastic or serious. I twiddled my fingers as her eyes shot back and fourth toward Katya and then to me. Trixie had such a weird sense of humor I didn't know whether she was joking or playing around. I looked down at the floor and bit my lip. I felt like I had done something wrong. I felt like a child being told off in the playground. Trixie placed the glasses of alcohol on to the table. What do I say? What do I do?  I was very fond of Trixie. Very fond. That I had started to develop feelings for her. I rested my hand on Trixie's shoulder and she quickly shoved my hand off of her harshly.

"Don't touch me" She spat. My heart traveled to my throat as I gulped hard. I felt a cold sweat began to trickle over my body. I hadn't done anything. Had I ? I heard Katya laugh behind me. At least she saw the funny side. I didn't.

"I can see this relationship is going to work so well" She said through a chuckle. I looked up from the floor to look at Trixie. Resting bitch face was staring back at me . I didn't know what to say to her. I bit my lip harder as her stare got intense. How could she be jealous. We weren't even a thing. Her lips suddenly turned in to the biggest, widest smile. She tilted her head back and did the loudest scream laugh I had ever heard. I stood there staring at her confused , bewildered. She held her head straight and looked me up and down.

"Do you even know me? " She shot back. Did I? She was so good and pretending to be mad I was lost in what was real and what was not.

"Yes?" I said back half heartily. Trixie took a step forward and put a hand on each of my shoulders.

"I'm only joking Honey" She said. Her beautiful , alluring eyes staring back at me. It was as if she was staring in to my soul and reading my thoughts. I chuckled slightly. My heart now racing from nerves to racing to excitement and happiness.

"I know that Trix" I said. Without another word she slowly brought her face closer to mine. Was she going to kiss me? Her lips crashed again my mine. Her lipstick smearing across my lips. My eyes wide open while hers tightly closed . My whole body went stiff as she pushed her face harder in to mine. My arms were rigid at my sides but I melted in to the kiss and placed my hands lightly on her magnificent padded hips. I shut my eyes as I relaxed. It felt like Trixie didn't want to break the kiss as her hands clenched my arms.

"Ew. Ew. Ew . Why am I here? I'm calling the police " I heard Katya say from behind me. I ruined the kiss by smiling. Trixie moved her head back a few inches from my lips and smiled. Giggling with her eyes closed.

"I fucking hate her so much" She said. Trixie stood back and opened her eyes and looked at Katya. I turned to look at Katya also. The three of us smiled stupidly at each other. A tall, dark and handsome gentleman began to walk over to us. Bee lining for Katya.

"Hey there beautiful" He said in an unknown accent looking her up and down. He stood very close to her and put his hand on to her hip. Katya peered over to us and then looked back at the gentleman who was touching her. She looked him head to foot before saying.

"Don't touch me. Please don't touch me. Please don't touch me at all. Unless you're gonna slam this fucking nasty, roast beef curtain pussy hole, you stay the fuck away from me." She put her hand on to his chest to separate him from her personal space and he stepped back a bit. He looked a bit scared and confused and didn't utter another word before walking straight past Katya and through the audience of people dancing.  What the fuck just happened?She was crazy! Out of this world and I now began to understand the world of Katya. She was mad. In a good way. I laughed loudly as the gentleman kept turning around to look at Katya with a terrified look on his face. She flashed a warm smile to Trixie and me.

"I am the visual depiction of untreated mental illness" She said sweetly to us both. She turned back around to the gentleman who was now halfway across the club. She breathed in deeply.

"Fuck my pussy with a rake, Mom." She exclaimed. I put my hands up to my mouth and gasped in horror. I was so shocked. But I loved it. I turned to my side to look at Trixie who had her arms crossed over and was standing leaning her weight more on her right foot.

"She is a different species." She mumbled. I smiled to myself. She was. And she was the maddest woman ever.