Trixie Mattel /City Lights Ain't Got Nothing On Country Lights

Can A Cactus And A Lily Find A Common Pot To Grow

When the taxi pulled up outside, Katya exited the car like a bandit and jumped up and down on the parevement excitedly and clapping her hands.
"Come on you whore's get out the car." She said turning to look at Trixie and me still sitting in the taxi with the door open. I stepped out the taxi first and turned to help Trixie. Taking her hand in mine and pulling her slowly out of the car. She smiled up at me as she slowly got out of the car. Her Pamela Anderson clear plastic stacks shoes clicked the floor as she stepped out. Katya was getting frustrated.
"Can you to stop with this Disney romantic shit " She spat but said it with a smile. She was holding a fan and fanning herself with it. Where did she get that from? I cringed slightly as she looked at Trixie and I.
"Katya. If you were a Disney character you would be the fucking beast. With your hairy legs. Takes at least two days for you to shave" Trixie literally said it with no emotion and Katya once again lost it. Flailing her arms around as she laughed uncontrollably. I could see the chemistry with the both of them and I melted a little as they stared at each other. The three of us walked side by side in to the club. Music blasting , hordes of people drunk. All heads turning at us and mouths agape. We looked like the part of Mean Girls where they were walking in to the school. I felt like a celebrity as everyone whispered to their friends. I felt some sort of anxiety coming on. The other night with that guy. What if it happens again? My heart started thumping through my chest,  but I felt Trixie's arm hook with my right arm. She rubbed the top of my arm gently. I turned to her and she had the widest smile. Her beautiful glassy blue eyes stared back at me through her silver glittery eye shadow. Her eyes smiled with her as her porcelain white teeth gleamed at me. 
"You Ok?" She mimed.  I nodded .I felt a jab in my left arm and I shot to look at Katya. She was a picture. Her face was one big smile as she scoped the room.
"I am so excited, I could pee" She shouted over the music playing over the speakers. 

"So what's your act?" I asked curiously. I would love to know what wicked shit she pulls off. How could you not want to know. She flicked her blonde hair over her shoulder.

"I just try to pound my vagina into the stage so hard, the building shakes" She confidently said. I chuckled at her. She was a peach. Trixie tapped my arm and I changed direction to look at her.

"Can I be honest with you" She started. My heart flickered a little as she spoke.

"Of course Trix. You can tell me anything" I answered. I saw the corner of her lips curl as I spoke. She knew she could speak to me.  I wonder what's wrong.

"I'm not on the stage tonight. I lied. Well I was, but I cancelled last minute. I wanted to make sure you were safe. That, and Katya is something else on that stage." She said.

 Awww ! My heart. I gently placed my hand on top of her hand with my left.

"Your so sweet. Thank you" I said smiling.  Trixie's cheeks flushed as she pushed her face closer to me. She puckered her lips and kissed me on the cheek. Her lipstick leaving a mark. She rubbed her finger across my cheek to wipe away the lipstick. I giggled a little bit as she struggled. She took my hand in hers and held my hand tightly, un linking our arms as we carried on walking through the crowd holding hands. We had a reserved table at the front of the stage. Trixie left go off my hand and we both sat with each other at the table.

"I'm going to get ready" Katya uttered. She ran her fingers through her hair and cupped her boobs.  

"I wish you wouldn't" Trixie joked. Katya tried to look offended but couldn't stop herself from giggling. She stopped and smiled.

" I'm getting older, my body's changing, and that's not something I'm going to apologize for." She said in a high pitched, girly voice. Katya and Trixie laughed in unison.

"I wish you would. I don't understand how you ever get laid." Trixie said putting her hand to her head. 

"Nothing gets me laid not even my...bowlegged knees. Knick knock knick knock." Katya began to open and close her legs attempting to bump her knees together. I have got myself in between the most unique individuals. Katya was out of this world. She was stunning. And of course crazy. Katya placed her hand on my shoulder.

"I'll see you later" She said to me. Trixie's hand slid across my back to my arm where Katya's hand was placed and it pushed it off.

"Um. Excuse me ?" Trixie said harshly. Katya opened her mouth in shock. As Trixie stared at her with a glare.

"You have the nerve. That do take nerve" She said back pointing to Trixie. She spun around and  paraded her way towards the door leading to backstage leaving Trixie and me sat there staring at her walk away.

"You two have a very weird , relationship" I said baffled.

"I wish we didn't. Can't stand her" She joked. I could see how much Katya meant to her in her smile. It was enough to see how much she meant to Trixie.