𝐰𝐝𝐰 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 & 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

spiderman › z.h.

i'm warning you, there will be discussion of spiderman.

i hate myself for writing this. it's also going to be painfully short. (like donald trump's dick)

"i fucking hated that movie," (y/n) said blankly. she held no expression on her face. her eyes were the slightest bit red and she had stains on her cheeks due to crying. "i regret watching that."

"my money was well spent," zach sarcastically joked. the couple walked out of the movie theater, hand in hand. zach's thumb gently rubbed (y/n)'s hand in comfort, seeing how upset his girlfriend was. "i didn't want to tell you this, but, it's just a movie, (y/n/n)."

(y/n) gasped loudly, putting her hand on her chest. "how dare you," she joked. "it is not just a movie. it is an entire other universe. the marvel cinematic universe. how dare you say it's just a movie. half the population of the universe is dust and that's what you say?" zach laughed at her joke, causing (y/n) to crack a small smile.

"i'm sorry, babe," he said, kissing her cheek. "you're emotional, and i'll let you get over it." the couple laughed as they got into zach's car and drove home.

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"so," (y/n) heard jonah's voice yell through the house. "how was the movie?" he asked, walking down the stairs.

"i think (y/n) enjoyed it," zach smiled, placing his keys on the table. daniel and jack were sitting in the living room as corbyn was eating candy. zach snatched it from his friend's hands as it had been his candy that he hid under the sink. "that's mine." he playfully whispered.

"it was absolutely awful," (y/n) said, throwing her body onto the couch next to daniel. "i don't want to watch it ever again."

"what about it was so bad?" daniel asked, playing with a rubix cube. he looked over at jack in astonishment as jack had already solved his. (y/n) chuckled.

"NO SPOILERS!" corbyn yelled from the kitchen. he threw the bag of candy on the floor and ran into the living. "NO SPOILERS. I'M SEEING IT IN TWO DAYS WITH CHRISTINA EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO. NO SPOILERS."

"well, corbs," (y/n) sighed. "you caught in a bad time. i'm in a bad mood, so i'm gonna spoil the shit out of that movie," corbyn placed his hands over his ears and ran upstairs into his room. "basically everyone's dead. loki died in the first five minutes, gamora was thrown off a cliff by her father while some dementor-looking asshole was standing behind him.

"all thanos had to do was snap his fingers just like that and...BOOM...half the universe is dead. including doctor strange, the entire guardians of the galaxy except for rocket, black panther, sam, bucky (nooooooo), wanda, vision - but he as pretty much already dead - and for some fucking reason, spiderman. why'd they kill spiderman?"

"sister (y/n) is shook," jack said, messing up his rubix cube and solving it again. daniel remained in the same position, staring at the object in his hands. "sister (y/n) is shooketh to the core."

"sister (y/n) is fucked up," (y/n) said, leaning her head back and closing her eyes.

"isn't your celebrity crush tom holland, (y/n)?" daniel asked.

"it is," zach answered. "just some hot british dude with really toned abs and amazing skin and awesome hair and acting skills, that's it, nothing special." zach said sarcastically.

"aww," (y/n) cooed, opening her eyes and smiling at zach. "i'll always love you more."

"aww," zach mimicked her. "i'll always love you too."

"ewwwww," daniel groaned. he still stared at the rubix cube as he spoke. "they're getting all mushy."

"come on, daniel," jack said. "it's not that hard to solve it." daniel and jack proceeded to solving the rubix cubes as (y/n) moved to the chair that zach had been sitting on. she sat herself on the arm of the chair, letting zach wrap his arms around her waist and bring her figure closer to his.

"are you actually that upset?" zach said, his voice muffled by (y/n)'s shirt.

"eh," she said simply. "i'm kind of over it now. not totally. besides, i did just watch my celebrity crush get murdered and turned into a pile of crush. now i'll never get to meet spiderman." (y/n) laughed. her laugh brought a wide and bright smile onto zach's face. he looked up at her with bright eyes of happiness.

"i'll make sure you meet tom holland one day, (y/n), one day," he promised. "you'll get to meet spiderman."

"now we have to wait until the next spiderman movie comes out," you said. zach laughed and rolled his eyes. "don't worry, you don't have to be jealous. i'm not gonna leave you for him or anything. you're better than tom holland."

"oh, yeah?" zach asked. (y/n) nodded and smiled. "and what makes me better than tom holland?"

"hmm," (y/n) thought deeply for a minute. "you can sing."

"that's it?" zach asked. he widened his eyes as (y/n) burst out in laughter.

"no, that's not it," she said, her laughter dying down but the smile remaining on her face. "he can sing, though. but you're better. i know you. i know you better than i know the back of my hand. it doesn't matter that he has really nice abs or a really hot face or really nice hair," zach rolled his eyes but let (y/n) continue. "i love you for you, and you love me for me. you know that, right?"

"yeah, i know that," zach said. he kissed (y/n) lightly, despite the quiet noises jack and daniel made in disgust. "stop it." zach snapped. the two boys shut up and made their way upstairs.

"you know," jonah said out of nowhere. zach and (y/n)'s heads snapped up in surprise. "you two should get an apartment. (y/n), you're 18, you can buy you're own place. you guys should share an apartment together, that way, none of the boys can bother you."

"that's a good idea, jonah," (y/n) genuinely said. she thought about it for a minute until realizing what jonah was really saying. "wait, you just don't want us around here."

"no, i really don't," jonah said. he grabbed an apple and walked upstairs to the rest of the boys. "good observations, (y/n)."

"i'd consider buying an apartment for us," (y/n) said.

"yeah, me too."

i had an expectation of this to be more about spiderman, but i don't really know what it turned into. and it's extremely short, i'm sorry about that.

i freaking

missed

corbyn's live.

he went live

14 hours ago

while i was asleep

and i

missed it.

i fucking hate myself.

personally, i support dorbyn out of all the ships, but this is to you jachary fans out there.