Stories And Prompts

Checking Her Guy

"Hi, I'm here to pick up Kenzie." I smirk. I grab him by his shirt and shove him into the kitchen.

"How strong are you?!" I yell. He grabs a can off the ground and crushes it. "Not like that, wimp! Drop and give me twenty!"

"Yes, ma'am!" He drops and starts doing push-ups. I sit on his back.

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I grab him off the ground and throw him off the ground. I grab my measuring tape and measure his butt. "You're ass is small!"

"What?!" I set him on the couch, pulling on my gloves. I mess with his hair, looking for lice.

"Nice!" I grab him and smell him. "You smell bad. Wear this!" I spray him with colonge. My sister comes down the stairs.

"Hey, you must be Max's friend, nice to meet you." She shakes his hand.

"Wait, this isn't your guy?" She shakes her head. I look out the doorway. Max is spying on us. He runs. I bolt after him like a crazed lunatic.