The Rumor Come Out... Does Gladion is Gay?

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Eva: *blankly stares at the phone then passes it to gladion* it's for you. You've dug your own grave.

Gladion: Huh? How did I- WTF!?

Gladion: Huh? How did I- WTF!?

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Hau: Oh we're coming out now?

Luka: I hEARD SOMEONE SAY COMING OUT!!!

Gladion: ... dude. What even are you wearing?

Luka: *rainbow everything* It's my "coming out" clothes.

Hau: It looks great! Hey, can I get a shirt like that but with a Pansexual and Trans flag?

Luka: Heck Yeah! I'll sew it after the chapter is done!

Hau: Nice.

Gladion: Ugh.

Lillie: Wait, Gladion? What's going on?

Gladion: Uh I CAN EXPLAIN

Eva: Does Gladion is Gay?

Hau: No.

Gladion: *breath of relief*

Hau: He does Bisexual though.

Gladion: *gay panic* HAU HOW COULD YOU!?!!?

Luka: I thought everyone here was a little bi.

Eva: Wait, so everybody here isn't gay? I'm Pan and I'm pretty sure Kukui is too. Plus Luka is a big gay. I don't think a single person is straight here.

Lana and Kiawe: *shuts up*

Lillie: Gladion, you do realize I'm lesbain too. 

Gladion: Yeah But-

Lillie: And we're siblings.

Gladion: Sure But-

Lillie: And when we were children I heard you rantin on and on about how much you wanted to marry Brendan Urie or dare Gerard Way

Gladion: ...

Hau: Brendan Urie? Seriosuly Gladi? That's so stereotypically emo!

Gladion: SHUT UP!!!

Hau: Still love you though.

Lillie: Now this is starting to make sense. You two are dating, aren't you?

Gladion: NO!!!!

Hau: Yep lol.

Eva and Luka: I ship it!

Gladion: Wait... no one is going to hit me or yell at me?

Hau: See? I told you! We should get some coming out Malsadas.

Luka: Gladion. I'm a walking gay agenda. Donyou really think you'd be discriminated here with a bunch of fellow LGBTQ+ characters? Oh, and Eva.

Lillie: Sometimes you're so silly Gladion.

Gladion: *sniff* thank you. Thank you all.

Hau: *kisses his cheek* Are we still getting rainbow Malsadas?

Gladion: *snickers* you dork. It's pink blue and purple. I'm Bi.

Hau: Wrong order.

Gladion: WHATEVER I JUST WANNA GET MALSADAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!

Hau: Aww, Cute blushy boi. *boops nose*

Eva: Hau x Gladion Cannonized.

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