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Willie Nepomuceno

Shoutout po sa mga mahilig magselfie diyan. Yung hindi naman connected ang caption sa picture pero pinush pa rin. Tapos puro selfie lang din ang laman ng Instagram. At wag ka, halos matakpan na ang mukha sa daming filter na ginamit. Kung hindi mukha, pagkain naman. Nagmukha ng carinderia ang Instagram mo. HAHAHAHA! Jusko ha, okay lang naman mag-selfie pero sana huwag yung oras oras na lang puro mukha mo ang nasa news feed. Hindi ka ba nahihiya? HAHAHAHA! 

HACKER: Basha, marami ng nag-unfollow sayo. Pinapakialaman mo daw kasi ang pagseselfie nila. 

Wag kang magulo diyan, hacker. Kunin mo na lang ang monopod magseselfie ako. Hahaha!

Dire basha,

I'm backings here because I hive berry deepening problem solving. Hear in watty, why is there always buggity? It sayer dot there's 0 readtion but it's nut. Watty's a layer, hindi siya nagsasabi ng totoo. Why is it like dot? And one more ting, they always saying to me dot eats over capacity. Ano ba yang over capacity na yan? Saan ba 'yang lungsod na yan eh hindi naman ako diyan nakatira.

My head is wrecking baller to all the problem solving of watty. I do nut knower what to do. Wattpad is flooding buggity, is there no pix? Ang tagal nang problema na 'yan pero ayan pa din. Walang nangyayari. Where's judistification?

Willingly yours,

Willie Nepomuceno.

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Wilie? Ah si Willie.. Kilala kita! Ikaw iyong... Teka, teka.. Ayun, naalala ko na. Ikaw yung chubby na nakasuot ng hanging blouse na pula tapos bestfriend ni tege? Tege ba yun o tigre, o tiger? Basta yung kulay pink! HAHAHAHA!

Epidemya ba ito? Ito ba ang sinasabi nilang 'tion' and 'ing' outbreak? HAHAHAHA! I don't know what to.. to.. answer you because my english is low capacity too but I will try my very best in me front (tapatan) your english. Based on my studies that I did awhile ago, five minutes and forty seconds and fifty five milliseconds, Watty is down system always because of.. because of too many story?

I think that's the main ingredient to the problem. Just take a look at that.. at dat.. that provlim. Nag-bubuckle na ako, sorry kumakain kasi ako ng polvoron. Too many stories causes Wattpad full and overcapacity.

Therefore to solve this, we must not update and we shall delete stories ours. I'm brilliant like a diamond right? HAHAHAHA! I have a brilliant brain. I'm genus, I will take over the owner of Wattpad. They don't think like I think. Do you know what I'm thinking right now? Think about it.

-Thinkerbell

Hacker: Juice colored! Pakitawag na po si Father! May nangangailangan ng holy water dito.