Height differences

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Stan:  You're like at his shoulder 

+ He calls you short all the time

+ You get high key annoyed when he called you short

Kyle: You're like a little below his shoulder 

+ He sometimes calls you short to annoy you

+ you always protest that he's just tall and that you're still growing

Eric: You're like up to his ear

+ Calls you shawty

+ You don't really care

+you like being shorter than him though

Kenny: You are like  Barely at his shoulder

+ he doesn't call  you names

+ He does say your height makes you look cuter

+ You don't really mind though

Craig: With this kid, like if he looks straight across he won't be able to see you

+ He calls you a whole midget

+He makes short people jokes 

+He likes bullying you about your height

+ You get so aggy with him

Tweek: You guys are like the same height

+ You both love being the same exact height

+  Every once in a while you'd bicker about who was taller

Token: He's taller by like two inches

+ He doesn't even care that he's taller 

+ You care a lot 

+ You wanna be so tall, so bad

Clyde: He's like an inch and a half 

+ He is so proud that he's taller

+ He always calls you short 

+ You try to tell him that he's still short 

Jimmy: you are taller by an inch

+ You call his short sometimes

+ He curses you off when you call him short

+ You think it's cute

Butters: You're taller by two inches

+ You call hims shorty 

+ He doesn't mind though

+He likes you being taller than him

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