Summer Vacation

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Stan:

+ any Family cookout, you were automatically invited

+Strip and tease games

+ Ya'll would be wearing sunglasses all summer

+SLEEPOVERS

+CAr sex?

+ I think so

+ "No! I let you wear that shirt last week and I swear to got Kenny was staring at your boobs!"

+ "Kenny Always stares at my boobs!"

Kyle:

+"I'm going on Vacation..."

+ "I hope you know you're taking me with you..."

+Summer camp councilors mode activated

+You get to see Kyle on Lifeguard duty

+oop fucking in the lifeguard station on break

+yay pools!

+ FIRE WORKS!!!

+"Jesus Christ you almost blew up your house!"

+illegal fire works yay!

Eric:

+You had cookouts all summer

+Eric was at every cookout

+ You guys threw rocks at your school and almost got caught

+Pools

+"Aw come on don't you want me to show off my Sexy bod?!"

+you went to the zoo

+"hey y/n the gorilla looks exactly like your mom."

+"And it's cage smells like your breath."

+Summer arguments

Kenny:

+SUMMER SEX!

+Lots's of baking

+Lot's of beach visits

+fucking sunburn

+"ow fuck! don't touch there!"

+Raiding the ice cream from the fridge at your summer job

+Summer song Playlist blasting in your room

+Staying home and chilling with the Ac blasting

+You guys spraying eachother with a hose 

Craig:

+Taking Tricia to water parks

+Splashing Craig bc he never wants to get wet

+Staying up late at night to binge shows

+tickets to space auditoriums

+ Water balloon fights in his backyard started by you

+Re painting your room walls

+Being hella hot in your room

+ Random 3am theories in his living room with Shrek in the background

+ "I think you should wear this..."

+"Dude those shorts won't cover my ass at all..."

Tweek:

+ You guys started a VEry successful lemonade stand

+ You guys painted

+oop you painted on eachother

+You got your summer reading stuff done real quick

+ pool parties!!

+Arts and crafts summer jobs

+"We should have sex on the job..."

+"N-no we should not!"

+ Lots of days and nights spent in one of your backyards

Token:

+PARTIES

+"Where do you want me to take you for summer break?"

+"Mcdonalds! No better yet, Mcdonalds in PARIS!!!"

+oop 

+ I believed you fucked at most of these parties

+Living your best life at the pool

+SUMMER SHOPPING

+Being hella hot in your room for no reason

Clyde:

+PARTIES 

+ if there was no party at your house there was one at his

+making out 

+Carnivals!

+"you wanna fuck?"

+"sure it's summer."

+ trying on bathing suits

+Sleeping in ALL SUMMER

Jimmy:

+"Finally it's summer."

+"Yea now we can fuck whenever we want."

+Trying new drugs together yay!

+ Trips to the very few walmarts you weren't banned from

+getting smoothies from pretzel places

+Hanging out in the mall not buying anything

+ you guys went to a couple of parties

Butters:

+You guys made jello

+You guys bought lemonade{wink}

+You went to like a boardwalk carnival

+You guys caught up on all your shows

+SleepOvers!!!

+ "It sure is hot."

+"Oh yea sorry about that, it's because of me."

+You guys bought summer stuff you'd never use again


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