South Park Preferences

Them meeting your parent{s}

{A/N~ So like this turned out to be one huge ass joke chapter so yea. I semi apologize for this chapter but I laughed at writing this so yea enjoy~}

Stan:

+ he was hella Nervous

+ He wasn't sure what to wear

+ He trieded to pretend to be sick

+ "*Coooouuuuughhh* I'm fucking sick. Sorry what a shame"

+ When you guys get to your house you do most of the talking

+ "Mother, Father, this is Stanley the young gent I was talking to you about."

+ He was hella quiet and couldn't keep a conversation

+ Dispite all this they both loved him or at least pretended to

Kyle:

+ You didn't care if Kyle met your parents or not

+ Like he kinda wanted to though so that's a thing 

+ It wasn't even like a dinner type of thing 

+ You just walked into your house and saw your people on the couch and was like

+ "Ayo this Kyle, He's my boyfriend. Kay were're going into my room with the door closed now."

+ "wait just a minute, let'd get a good look at him."

+ they deadass inspected him and asked him like weird questions like

+"What are you planning on doing with our child?"

+ They approve, good for you

Eric:

+ You didn't want Eric to meet your parents 

+ He didn't give a fuck

+ You're parents just happend to be home when you guys came into your house

+ "Y/n, Who's this."

+ "Oh right I forgot to tell you this is my Boyfriend Eric. Mkay?"

+ "Well alrighty nice meeting you Ethan!"

+ You're parents want to care but you too much of a badass for them 

Kenny:

+ You were so exited for Kenny to meet your parents

+ He was not excited 

+ he was so nervous

+ Like you guys were going out to eat it was gon be great

+ When they saw Kenny they were lowkey skeptical

+ "Sooooo... You must be Kenny, the one we've heard so much about."

+ Kenny almost spills about you guys fucking 

+ "Psh yea I treat her real well, treat her will this THIS DI-"

+ "Alright now let's not get murdered now."

+ They approve

Craig:

+ He was actually V nervous

+ He didn't want to meet the people who raised you

+ You held his hand the whole time you introduced

+ "Mommy, daddy this is my Boyfriend. His name is Craig."

+  "Wassup."

+ Bro they liked talking about you to Craig 

+ vise versa

+ He actually really like your people

+ Vise versa

+ "Why the fuck do you still call your dad daddy if you call me daddy?"

+ "Because of daddy pass the salt."

Tweek:

+ He felt like he was gon die

+ It was Too. Much. Pressure.

+ Luck for you your parents are chill asf

+ "So tell us where are you from."

+ "South park?"

+ You're Parents laughed at almost everything Tweek said

+ He was so confused

+ They really like Tweek

+ Probably more than they like you

Token:

+ When they day come you forget

+ He had to remind you 

+ You were the one who was all panicky and shit

+ "m-mom dad...Boyfriend!"

+ "What I think y/n meant was I'm her boyfriend"

+ He super classy

+ Impresses your parents big time

+ They fucking love him 

+ "When can you come back over?"

Clyde:

+ Ya'll both didn't give a fuck if he met your parents

+ Your dad saw you and him watching a movie together and got your mom

+ "Honey look Y/n has a boyfriend!"

+ "This is so bizarre I had no idea y/n was capable of finding a boyfriend"

+ "Guys I'm right here!!!"

+ They pester you guys for like the whole movie

+ "Leave us alone this is the best part of the movie"

+ All in all they think Clyde is a cool dude

+ "We don't have to give you guys 'the talk' right?"

Jimmy:

+ You forced him to meet your people

+ He wasn't happy about it either

+ "SO you must be JImmy."

+ "yep."

+ He was a dry ass bitch 

+ Your parents just thought he was shy though

+ "We love him! When do we get to have grandkids?!"

Butters:

+ He was nervous

+ You knew your parents were going to love him though 

+ "Wow you must be Butters, you're hair is looks a lot softer than y/n described"

+ They were embarrassing you like a bitch

+ "Oh yea Y/n is always thinking about you, Once she even cried to a kids show because it reminded her of you."

+ "You smell like baby powder."

+ They wuv him even though see him as a kid