South Park Preferences

What he texts you when he can't sleep

{I didn't write what you'd say back because I'm lazy, but feel free to put how you'd respond in the comments}

Stan: 

Y/nnnnnnnnn

wake up

wake up

Please...I need you

I can't sleep

Kyle:

Y/n I'm giving you premision to sneak into my house

...like right now...

Eric:

No time to explain. Come over right now! it's an emergency!

Kenny:

I can't sleep so ima come over to your house mkay?

Craig:

I can't belive I'm about to say this, but

I can't sleep, and I want you to come over or sometime

so we can like makeout and stuff

:)

Tweek:

Y/n you were right...the tea doesn't work...

come over?

Token:

I'm bored 

Wanna do something fun?

Clyde:

Babbbbbeeeeeee

I absolutely cannot sleep

I think its bc I'm horny

I think you should come over

So we can have some fun 

Jimmy:

It's time for you to wake the fuck up

And come over 

I can't sleep so 

now neither can you

Still love you though

Butters:

I stayed up late again thinking about how much I love you...