You're home drunk(edited)

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{As promised here it is. And now on to write more requests. yea!}

Stan:

+ Welp first of all let's hope he's not mega drunk as well

+ if he's not then well

+ he'd walk you home and he'd put you to bed

+if he's drunk then

+ Welp idk then

Kyle:

+ He'd be saying it was not smart of you to get the wasted

+ He makes you sit in the bathroom by the toilet for an hour

+just in case

+After that he'd like put you in bed

+ The next day he wouldn't give you anything for your hangover 

+to "teach you a lesson"

Eric:

+ He's Very proud of you

+ He wouldn't really know what to do with you though

+ You'd prolly throw up on like him 

+ "Aw Y/nnnnnnnn that's fucking disgustingggggg."

+ He'd make you go home after that

Kenny:

+ He'd be less wasted than you so lil

+ Maybe drunk fucking?

+ He'd definitely take you to your house

+ and he'd help you with your hangover the next day

Craig:

+He'd be like disappointed

+ "Y/n I didn't even know you drank?"

+ Like he'd make you stay over your house

+ then he'd like tell you how dumb you were 

+While you were having your hangover..

Tweek:

+He wouldn't really know what to do

+ He'd probably think you were drugged 

+ "Y/n who did this to you?!?!?"

+ Eventually he'd realize what was going on

+ the next day he would purposely make loud noises

Token:

+He'd take you straight to bed

+ A d then he'd give you the stuff to help with your hangover

+then he'd tell you how irresponsible you were being 

Clyde:

+ Yo he would be having a war with his conscience

+ he wants to fuck 

+but he knows he shouldn't

+ he ends getting one of your friends to take you  home

+ The next day he comes over with hangover stuff

Jimmy:

+ You were prolly drunk at his house 

+ So like you'd stay over there

+ And like he'd be yelling for the whole day 

+ to annoy you

Butters:

+He'd take you home

+ He'd make you go to sleep

+ He'd stay to make sure you were okay

+The next day he'd make you breakfast

+ but no hangover medicine

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