{So this is how they react to the Corona virus being in south park, enjoy!}
Stan: your man Stan is hyperventilating, he thinks you're all going to die and you're trying calm him down
+"We're all going to dieeeee!"
+"WHy are you telling me to calm down!"
+"60,000 people recovered? then why isn't the news saying that! just accept death y/n!"
Kyle: He says he doesn't care yet he doesn't want you to touch him?
+ "Y/n you're too close to me I though we agreed to stat at least 1 foot away from each other"
+ "Just because I don't want your germs doesn't mean I'm worried about this stupid virus..."
+"D-did you just cough?"
Eric: He wants to raid stores like an apocalypse movie
+"Come on Y/n grab all those frozen waffles, who knows how long we won't be able to leave the house for!!"
+"Do you think we should buy more toilet paper???"
+"Eric, you do realize we have to pay for all of this stuff right!"
Kenny: Doesn't care if he gets sick and dies bc he'll come back to life, you on the other hand...
+"Stay away from my precious Y/n! You're disgusting!"
+"I couldn't find any sanitize at the store, so we're just gonna make our own!"
+ "how you feelin?"
Craig: He doesn't care about it, but you do
+ "Can you stop already, it's not that serious. Remember Zika? I bet you don't!"
+ "Why tf are you buying so much toilet paper? you going to build a fortress?"
+ "Y/n I swear to God, if you spray me with that disinfectant spray one more time..."
Tweek: He's terrified...enough said
+"Go away Y/n you could get me sick!"
+"Ever heard of 5 feet apart? we should try it out..."
+"OH MY GOD YOU COUGHED!"
Token: He keeps mistaking the symptoms
+"Shit you just sneezed, isn't that a symptom?"
+"Ew go wash your hands."
+ "I wanna hug, come here sickling!"
Clyde: He thinks that means it's the apocalypse
+"Woohoo Y/n let's go raid a store and get a flat screen!"
+"Screw you Mr. Garrison! I don't have to listen to you it's the Apocalypse!"
+"Clyde sweetie get off the desk, it's not the apocalypse..."
Jimmy: He doesn't care and bothers you about it
+"hey y/n what if I coughed on you."
+"How much do you think I'd get paid to cough on someone if I had Corona!"
+"*COUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*"
Butters: He's not worried if you're not...
+"Are you worried y/n..."
+"I think we should stay inside today..."
+"no of course I'm not worried about the v-virus..."
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South Park Preferences
Fanfiction}Requests always open{Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be with a Southpark charecter?? Well now you can see! Idk, ima do craigs group and Stan's group. I'll be taking requests. Hopefully not slow updates. They'll be aged up, you know...
