South Park Preferences

Mafia Au

{a/n: okay so this was a requested idea that I really liked. Basically this is the southpark Mafia au and this is basically their position, and how'd they'd treat you accordingly. also for a fun bonus I put a relationship status score based on how solid your relationship is, like based on the description. Also I got the idea for the postions from a book on here called southpark mafia Au by all2718. so yea go check out that story and stuff!}

Stan: he's the right hand man

Stan treats you like a doll. All he does it take you out to dinner, buy you clothes etc. He doesn't really want you to get involved in his 'business' so he's always vague when he talks about his job. He doesn't really sneak around, but he's not telling you to the truth when he leaves for a job. All in all you two have a very cute and happy relationship even though he's hiding stuff from you to protect you, so it all works out I suppose. Relationship status: 10/10

Kyle: He is also a right hand man

He hates talking about work and is lowkey always bitchy and in a bad mood. Everytime you two go out he's always on edge, and wants to 'lay low'. You know a little about what he does, but not too much and you only know because you snooped through his stuff and spied on him, but he doesn't know. You guys never argue even though usually he's in a bad mood, but you know how to ease his tension. He also buys you nice little expensive gifts like jewelry etc. He also feels obligated to take you to fancy parties he goes to even if their for work because he refuses to go with another person other than you. Relationship status: 10/10

Kenny: He's the mafia killer

What can I say, nothing much has changed in your relationship. He bangs you whenever he can, sometimes even on the job, and he's deadass a certified murderer. He loves you to bits and pieces and makes sure you know. You know ALL about his deeds, because he tells you all about it when he gets back home. He spoils the everloving FUCK outta you, like clothes shoes, rings, necklaces, lingerie, you have it all. Relationship status: 10/10

Eric: He's the Mafia boss

He lowkey treats you kind of sus. Like sometimes he'll be all lovey dovey and buy you nice things and compliments you, other times he treats you like a whore, or that your only job is to clean and cook. Your at every meeting, mainly just for him to show you off whether it be with words or you just being there. He never talks about his feelings with you. He can also be very aggressive towards you but he's never laid a hand on you. He constantly degrades you in front of the other members indirectly. And he's only said I love you once and it wasn't even an I love you he said, and I quote "love ya". tbh idk why you stay with him. Relationship status: 5/10

Craig: He's also a Mafia boss

Craig is weird. He treats you weird. Even though you're supposed to be lovers he treats you like your both teenagers who are 'just friends'. No one knows you are together at all. He doesn't buy you anything, not that you need him to. He's always ranting about things withing his gang, but you never get to input your opinion. He loves you though and I feel like it shows. He's really sweet to you in private of course. It's obvious that he's only being a weirdo to protect you, but at the same time he should stop. Relationship status: 7.5/10

Tweek: STRIPPER!

You two have lots of fun together. He's really playful with you when he's at the strip club, but at home he's lowkey boring. You also don't like the fact that he's apart of a gang in which everyone wants to fuck him. In the club you two be getting lit. At home he unloads all his emotional baggage onto you and the sex is usually pretty plain which means is boring compared to the strip club. You've had to bail him out of jail a couple times and he's definitely had to make up for it You guys get into arguments about his position of being apart of a mafia gang, but quickly make amends. You also hate the fact that sometimes he comes home and his pretty little face is all bruise and/or bloody, seeing him like that makes you want to kick ass. Relationship status: 8/10

Token: Mafia robber

He's so sly and cunning and that's a turn on for you. He's always giving you stacks of cash so you can actually choose what you want to buy. He brings you to restaurants a lot for dates, but never talks about you or brings you around the gang. You know what he does, but you don't care. He often always wants you to talk about yourself which you don't mind. Anytime he's home there's some kinky ass fucking going on with some weird sex item he some how managed to steal. You too have great chemistry and have the cutest little pet names for each other. Relationship Status: 10/10

Clyde: He's a drug dealer

He can get you any type of drugs for free, but you're not about that life so you don't do that. He does a lot of crack at your house and drinks mad beer too. He definitely knows how to party but gets pretty destructive when he's drunk tho. Don't worry though he always replaces whatever he broke at your house with something better. You have no clue where he gets all his drugs from, and that lowkey concerns you. He is always flirting with mad girls and you have to pry them off him or fight them off which ever works. He's mad sexual towards you and is always tryna bone you no matter what state he's in. He talks about you ALL the time. he promises to one day let you meet all his "friends". Relationship status: 9/10

Jimmy: Pimp

You lowkey HATE that he's a pimp. He's literally surrounded by sexy, basically naked prostitutes. He's also a douche bag who dresses like a pimp. He has no shame for his job like at all. He calls his girls whores. He always has cash on him which he gives you whenever you want. Even when he compliments you there's an insult in there, but he can't  help it. You get jealous easily so he constantly reassures you that he thinks all his whores are ugly cased closed. Relationship Status: 8/10

Butters: Surgeon

You think he's a surgeon for a hospital, but he's not. He's in a gang and get's paid WAYYYYYY more money to put a band aid on some wounded member's finger than to preform a open heart surgery and it's sad. He spoils you by taking you out to places rather than buy you stuff. For some reason he thinks nothing bad will happen to you, but if this were a show you'd probably get killed off in the climax. He brings you flowers every time he comes home. You love to like jump into his arms and hug him when you see him after long day. He always looks tires but doesn't show it. You love that boy... I mean man? do I mean man idk.. Relationship status: 10/10