South Park Preferences

Conversations between you too

{yo this actually wasn't a request! I came up with this all on my own and I'm so proud! anyways back to doing requests!"

Stan: 

"Hey y/n have you ever thought there could be tons of vampires in space and we like didn't know it?"

"uh no why? have you?"

"Kind of because if you think about it we wouldn't know they were there because every telescope has mirrors."

"What the fuck? Whoa...that's deep..."

"I know right."

Kyle:

"Y/n, why are we so mean to eachother?"

"I don't know Kyle maybe we were like dropped on our heads?"

"That would explain alot..."

"how about you shut the fuck up OKAYYY?"

Eric:

"Eric?"

"Yea?"

"I love you."

"awe, I love me too!"

"I fucking despise you!"

Kenny:

"Y/n I'm going to become a pornstar and make lots of money!"

"Oh cool, can I do it too?"

"Yea sure-Wait a minute--"

Craig:

"Craig you're such a douche bag sometimes."

"And you're annoying all the time... see y/n we both have flaws."

"I hate you...."

"Awe Y/n that was the nicest thing you've ever said to me. you shoulda saved it for our wedding day."

"Go to hell."

Tweek:

"Hey tweek~"

"Yes?"

"I wanna-"

"If you say make out in the closet one more time I'm breaking up with you."

"*SNIFF* fine."

"*feeling bad sigh* Fine what were you gonna say?"

"You wanna make out in the closet?"

Token:

"We don't got not time for not broke ass bitches."

"Y/n, you're broke..."

"Oh shit...that means I have no time for myself!"

"..."

Clyde:

"Y/n aren't I amazing?"

"I meannnn."

"*SNIFF* what do you mean?!?!?"

"I'm just kidding, you're amazing in your own way."

Jimmy:

" Jimmy, I love you!"

"FUCK YOU! fuck that's not what I meant to say! I meant to say I love you too!fuck!"

"..."

Butters:

"You're so beautiful, Y/n."

"Awe, not as beautiful as you! oh wait, that came out stupid..."

"That's okay Y/n, I still love you!"

"..."