Stan:
+ he'd be all blushing n shii
+ "omgomgomgomgomgomgomgo I'm so sorry!!"
+ Like he'd leave real quick
+ BARRRFFFFFFF
+ Boners for sure
Kyle:
+ His whole face would be darker than his hair
+ He'd play it cool though
+ Aggravated siigghhhhhhhh
+ "There was a better way."
+ He'd be red for like the a week
+ Bonnerssss
Eric:
+ he'd be smirking
+ like if you weren't facing him you wouldn't have seen him
+ He be all like: "You're pretty sexy."
+ You'd be the one who was all red
+ Like you'd tell him to get out but he wouldn't
+ Fucking!1!1!1!1!
Kenny:
+ Damn this bitch
+ Where do I even begin
+ Like in 0.55 seconds he'd be like touching you n' shii
+ Like he'd be all horny and nasty
+ Fucking cuz yea
Craig:
+ he'd be red
+ Like yea boner plx and thank you
+ "I wanna leave, but like dammmmmmnnnn."
+ You'd have to push him out the room
+ He wouldn't leave you alone about it
Tweek:
+ He'd obviously be like VV red
+ Like he'd leave before you could process what happened
+ He wouldn't talk to you for like a week
+ he would be like hard every time he thought about you
+ "Why does this always H-happen to me
Token:
+ He be stuttering
+ Just straight stuttering nothing else
+ "I-i-ii-i- y-y-you c-can ."
+ "Token get the fuck out."
+ You'd both not make an effort to talk to each other for a week
+ "Did you guys break up?"
Clyde:
+ He'd be evidently red but like not a lot
+ He'd be evidently hard tho
+ He'd be trying touch you but you not having it
+ You wouldn't be able to get him to leave
+ You just do whatever he wants at the point cuz whatever
Jimmy:
+ Yo like he'd fuck
+ that's it
+ As soon as he saw you he'd fuck you
+ The End
Butters:
+ SIke
+ WHen would he ever
+ He would never do such a thing
+ He ALWAYS knocks
+ heh
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South Park Preferences
Fanfiction}Requests always open{Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be with a Southpark charecter?? Well now you can see! Idk, ima do craigs group and Stan's group. I'll be taking requests. Hopefully not slow updates. They'll be aged up, you know...
