Stan: You spam him with random Kermit memes. He changes fucks with your screen while you're using your phone
Kyle: You ask a bunch of dumb questions. He throws things at you
Eric: He talks over you. You laugh at the jokes his friends make about him
Kenny: He pokes you repeatedly(no not with his dick). You sexually frustrate him
Craig: When you talk to him he only responds with "mhm". You make mimic him
Tweek: He spills stuff on you(usually he doesn't do it on purpose). You send him curse memes at 4am
Token: He deliberately mispronounces your name. You use his money to but mystery boxes off the dark web
Clyde: He changes your phone passwords. you call his mom's cell.
Butters: He agrees with you too much. You make fun of his height too much.
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South Park Preferences
Fanfiction}Requests always open{Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be with a Southpark charecter?? Well now you can see! Idk, ima do craigs group and Stan's group. I'll be taking requests. Hopefully not slow updates. They'll be aged up, you know...
