Stan:
+ He'll say something regular
+ You'd turn that regular sentence into something nasty
+ He'd Be Dark dark red
+ He'd prolly disown you for a good minute
Kyle:
+ You just try to filrt with him a little and he'd be so unfazed
+ "Y/n, stop that nonsense before I break up with you."
+ You just stick to touchin him
Eric:
+ He'd try to make you take up what you said
+ "What? You said you'd lick my balls."
+ You be the one getting flustered
Kenny:
+ He'd think you were too cute
+ He'd cut you off in the middle of your sentence to kiss you
+ Kissing leads making out
+ Making out leads to fucking
Craig:
+ He deadass ignore you
+ He hates flirting, because of how bad he is at doing it
+ yo like he'd just be so unresponsive to you that you'd stop
Tweek:
+ He'd get hella flustered
+ Yo like he'd be physically pushing you away because he wouldn't be able to handle you
+ You'd end up laughing your ass of trying to flirt with him after a while
Token:
+ He'd think it was cute at first
+ Then he'd think it was sad
+ Then he'd think it was annoying
+ "Okay y/n you can stop now."
+ You only flirt with him to annoy him
Clyde:
+ Hus dumb ass would flirt back at you
+ you two would just be going back and fourth
+ He would always be the last one to flirt
Jimmy:
+ You would shoot a pickup line
+ He'd shoot you a better one
+ You'd both laugh your asses of
+ flirting doesn't really last long
Butters:
+ He would even give a fuck
+ You'd say something and he'd just smile and go back to what he was doing
+ Bro sometimes you'd even get a "That's nice."
+ He just dead ass doesn't give a fuck when you flirt with him
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South Park Preferences
Fanfiction}Requests always open{Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be with a Southpark charecter?? Well now you can see! Idk, ima do craigs group and Stan's group. I'll be taking requests. Hopefully not slow updates. They'll be aged up, you know...
