What He Does on Your Phone

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Stan: 

He'd change your ringtone to something depressing, and create a new Spotify playlist for you to discover later.

Kyle:

He scrolls through your Search history and screenshots them to himself if it's juicy. He reads through your text messages. He calls random bitches and hangs up as soon as they answer repeatedly.

Eric:

He blocks the bitches he don't like off your phone. He also posts about himself on your socials mainly snapchat.

Kenny:

He fucking takes pictures of his dick. He also looks through your camera rolls and send the pictures of you he doesn't have to his phone. He'd probably lick your phone screen when he's done.

Craig:

He'd text your friends pretending to be you just cuz. He'd also scroll through your messages to see if you talk about him. Then he'd fuck up all your contact names

Tweek:

He like put cute little 'I love you' Reminders in your phone etc. to go off every once in a while. He'd change his name in your phone to something else

Token:

This Bitch would just be texting people on your phone seeing how long it would take to realize it wasn't you. He'd ask people if they want a dick pick as a joke

Clyde:

He'd spam you with pictures of himself. He'd spam all your socials with himself claiming how great he is in every way. Him posting about you guys fucking even if you never did.

Jimmy:

His bitch ass texted your family members things like "You a bitch ass hoe." Like nah, after he had your phone you didn't get it back for a long while. 

Butter:

His cute ass would have posted about how great you were on your socials, like that's adorable of him. He send the cute pics of you two himself as well.


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