You Catch them Naked

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Stan:

+ Unholy Screeching pt1

+ "getoutgetoutgetoutgetoutgetout!!!"

+ He deadass would be flustered every time you tried to apologize

+ "Let's never speak of this."

+ "but I've seen you-"

+ "LET"S NEVER SPEAK OF THIS"

Kyle:

+ He actually not as flustered as he should be

+ Like you'd be the hella flustered one

+ He'd put you to use real quick though

+ "Y/n get me a towel since you decided to just come in."

+ He's lowkey shaking on the inside

+ "Stop staring at me."

Eric:

+ naw His bitch ass locks the door

+ once you tried to look through the keyhole of the door

+ he tried to stab you in the eye

+ From what you did see tho...

+ "I hate you, you fucking bitch."

+ He on't like to be disturbed

Kenny:

+ Les be honest to each other for a whole sec

+ You prolly can't count the amount of times you've seen him naked

+ Neither of you care that much 

+ "Wassup y/n."

+ "Sup Kenny."

+ You'd prolly be checkin him out

+ "Wanna fuck?"

Craig:

+ he don't play those games

+ "Get the fuck out or I'll kill your whole family."

+ He won't talk to you because he'd think you did it on purpose

 + Like be very red

+ He wouldn't let you apologize because he'd be embarrassed

+ "Stooooppppp, like stop talking to me."

Tweek:

+ Unholy Screeching part two 

+ "SKSKKSKSKSKKSKS GET OUT1!1!"

+ You'd be laughing at him

+ Poor  Tweakers

+ He'd throw shit{stuff not real shit} at you

+ He wouldn't talk to you for like at least a month

+ He'd be blushing like a bitch too

Token:

+ He wouldn't know what to do with his life

+ Like he be frozen for a good moment

+ Awkward silence

+ "Soooo you gon leave or something?"

+ "Right right my bad."

+ You both just don't speak of it afterwards

Clyde:

+ idek what to write for Clyde 

+ Like he'd be himself?

+ "Hey~"

+ "No Donovan."

+ "quick fuck?"

+ given the circumstances you decide to quick fuck

Jimmy:

+ Unholy screeching

+ He'd swear at you

+ He'd fucking throw shit at you

+ "You Goddamn Whore I hope you burn in the fiery pits of HELL!!"

+ You'd be shooketh

+ "Wanna fuck?"

+ His dumbass would be like sure

Butters:

+ Once and Only once

+ Fucking fun though

+ He didn't see you

+ You saw him

+ You left real quick

+ You never told him this though...

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