South Park Preferences

What it's like to be married to them

Stan:

+Nothing really has changed

+He just doesn't get high anymore

+He fucking hugs you from behind a lot more

+you guys go out more on like dates

+He still shows you off to people whenever he can

+he also still loves to talk about you

+he makes breakfast you make the coffee

+You're like the dream team

+You also have alot of silly moments where you act like teenagers

+The fucking is pretty good too

Kyle:

+he's less of a bitch bro

+ If anything you're more of a bitch

+You guys always eat together when you can

+You'r always helping him become less stressed after work

+When you're home you wear little clothes

+You guys clean together

+You also have shows you watch together

+ You're always trying to get him to do something out of his comfort zone

+When ya'll going shopping for like groceries it ends up being mad fun

Eric:

+You cook for him 

+You clean for him

+He loves you

+You guys watch shows together still

+He's always buying you some type of jewelry

+He also buys you flowers alot

+Fucking happens practically on the daily

+You guys kinda argue alot tho

+he like totally gives you massages tho

Kenny:

+Every time he comes home he brings you roses or flowers

+You two cook dinner together

+he always makes sure to let you know he loves you

+He kisses you alot

+Yo two take turns on making breakfast in the morning

+You guys go on dates like every Friday

+ Ya'll wear minimal clothing at home

+you play rock paper scissors over anything neither of you want to do like washing dishes, or taking out the trash

+you binge shows on the weekend too

+you two petty argue quite a bit

Craig:

+you guys order take out alot

+don't worry though you too also go to the gym together too

+He slaps your ass quite a bit

+you to also have a diet but hardly ever commit to them

+You're always trying to force him to go out with you

+He's always trying to force you to stay inside with him

+You guys disagree on a lot of things but have the best compromises

+still lots of kissing

+you always bring up stuff about him when you guys were younger and he lowkey hates it

+He'll randomly come up behind you and grab you

Tweek:

+by now he has mastered making coffee and he makes you coffee for every morning

+You guys have matching coffee cups

+You guys plan tons of trips together

+tons of selfies

+you're always begging him to do things he doesn't really wanna do

+tbh you're kinda like a puppy

+You guys hold hands alot

+You're always doing something with his hair

+You walk through the park together alot.

Token:

+You guys are elite

+You are so fancy and rich and everyone wants to be you

+you two go to alot of parties together

+One of you is always forgetting to buy something from the grocery store

+You guys watch alot of the news together

+you guys eat breakfast together

+You two are always surprising each other with stuff

+You guys also watch alot of shows together

Clyde:

+He gets you the nicest most unnecessary things

+he loves for you guys to drive in his fancy car

+you guys are so embarrassing tho 

+you guys have a shared tiktok account and post on it daily

+you guys eat out for breakfast alot

+you guys have a ton of inside jokes

+he brags abt you nonstop

+you two also watch many shows you watch together

+lots of fun times!

+you also bang alot

+you also do a little pornhub on the side 

Jimmy:

+you guys are super chill

+you take naps with eachother

+As soon as you guys get home you chill on the couch

+you two watch alot of sports

+you also visit a lot of bars

+you have the same circle of friends and hangout

+you have no secrets 

+you guys pay the bills together

+you also scratch lottery tickets together

+you guys think pda is gross

Butters:

+kisses all the time

+you both have a garden and work in it together

+you also donate to charity

+you also volunteer at shelters

+he cooks most of ya'll meals

+He does a lot of romantic stuff for you 

+you do most of the shopping

+He also cleans more than you

+you two dance together in your house

+You guys talk about kids alot too