They try to flirt

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{A/n~ Hey ya'lll this was a request, so yea. Also I'm hella bored who else wants to request so I have something to do aside from my homework??}

Stan:

+ He's a whole pro when he's drunk

+ Bro it's like ya'll not even dating

+ You think it's cute and funny though

Kyle:

+ He only would do it if he was super SUPER intoxicated

+ He's actually pretty good at flirting 

+ to bad he hates flirting with a burning passion

Eric:

+ He's pretty decent when it comes flirting 

+ He tries to hard to flirt dirty with you

+ You thinks it's pretty cute though, and that's all that matters

Kenny:

+ He a whole pro

+ Like you guys could go back and fourth for hours

+ He usually flirts over texts for nudes tho

Craig:

+ His dumb ass is actually hella awkward when it comes to flirting

+ Bro he be like rubbing his neck n' shii

+ He'd only do I to try and impress/seduce you

+It never works, but that's okay because it's cute and funny

Tweek:

+ He's actually pretty good when it comes to flirting

+ He stutters the least when he flirts

+ He does it to be funny without realizing he's hella good at it

Token:

+ He's hella smooth with that shit

+ Once he finds the right ting to say it's over

+ Bro instead of bending over backwards for him, you'll be bending forward

Clyde:

+ He can be bad and good at it, it depends

+ Like if he tries to hard he'll suck really badly 

+ If he hardly tries to flirt he'll be really good at it

+ He's usually pretty bad at flirting tho

Jimmy:

+ He's hella nasty with his shit

+ He will only say inappropriate things to you when he flirts

+ If you laugh he get's kinda flustered tho

Butters:

+ he's hella cute with his shit

+ He'll basically just be complimenting you tho

+ Tons of 'aws' Cuz he's cute

+ He considers compliments as flirting 


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