South Park Preferences

You meeting their parents

{A/N~ I'm procrastinating like a bitch I still have 2 more requests to write. Pray for me that I'll get this done before the end of the day}

Stan:

+ To be honest he was dreading this 

+ Like bro you know how his family is

+ "Guys this is Y/n, okay bye now."

+ Tries to take you away from the situation right after but Randy won't let him

+ "So like was this a dare? Are you cheating on him? Because there is NO way you're dating Stan because you actually like him, You are WAY too good for him."

+ You'd have to explain to his Parents that you really love Stan

+ His parents both end up loving you more than their own children

Kyle:

+ You guys were both worried equally 

+ Like that shit wasn't classy 

+ "Mom, dad...Ike, this is Y/n and we've been together for like 2 months..."

+ Everyone was shooketh

+ Like no one thought that he had the he would get a girlfriend

+ His mom is lowkey mad he didn't tell her sooner

+ Ike thinks you cool as fuck tho

+ His dad don't give a fuck he's just surprised

Eric:

+ Neither of you were nervous

+ Scratch that Eric was very lowkey kinda nervous

+ "Mom, this is Y/n, the person I was talking to you.  She's like totally my girlfriend now soyea..."

+ His mom was deadass surprised and kinda confused

+ Cuz like he was talking all this shit about you when he first met you 

+ In the end she ended up loving you so yea

Kenny:

+ Kenny was V nervous

+ Like cuz his parents are dead ass a whole mess

+ As soon as ya'll walked through the door all eyes on you

+ "Mom, Dad, this is Y/n we're dating..."

+ His dad don't really care and he's just like "hi"

+ His mom cares and thinks you're cool so she asked you like 17 million questions

+ Kenny also introduces you to his siblings

+ They Both love you so much and steal you from Kenny

Craig:

+ He doesn't want to introduce you to his parents

+ He's only doing it because you're making him

+  He's so nonchalant about it though

+ "This is Y/n. She's my girlfriend..."

+ His dad is super excited and is all like "Welcome to the family."

+ His mom really likes you and forces Craig to introduce you to Tricia

+ Tricia literally locks Craig out of her room as soon as she meets you

Tweek:

+ You weren't even planning on meeting his parents

+ You needed a job so you went to the Tweek bros cafe

+ You were like in an interview and all of a sudden Tweek walked in 

+ "Mom? Dad? Y/n? Wtf..."

+ "You know this girl?"

+ Awkward silence...

+ "She's my girlfriend..."

+ "Well in that case you're hired!"

+ Fun! it was a win win

Token:

+ Yo you were hella nervous

+ Compared to him you are like poor

+ Like ya'll walked into his house and he's all like

+ "Mom, dad this is Y/n the person I've telling you so much."

+ They get all excited and like ask questions

+ "Is it true that you can Eat forty pepperoni's in a minute?!?!?" {lmaooo idk}

+ Long story short they loved youu

Clyde:

+ His dad didn't even give a fuck

+ He did ask about you once though while you were at his house

+ "This your girlfriend?"

+ Like he likes you butt like

+ He deadass thinks that you're just a phase and he'll dump you like all the other bitches

Jimmy:

+ His parents was not feeling him always going over your house to fuck

+ Like the forced him to bring you over to his house to meet you

+ Aggravated shiiiiiiighhhh* "M-other F-father This is my girl Y-y/n"

+ "Oh it so nice to finally meet you, you aren't pregnant are you. hohohohooo"

+ Ha! you pretended to laugh at their weird jokes

+ Jimmy despised his parents so much 

Butters:

+ Yo to be honest you didn't want to meet his parents

+ But Butters was just like "do it any way idgaf lol"

+ When you met them you were hella awkward and for what

+ They don't approve

+ "So, Y/n... Are you some sort of hooker or something."

+ Heh nah, that was the only time you ever conversed with them after that

+ Butters probably got grounded because they thought he brought a hooker into the house