A/N: yo, idk I was watching criminal minds while I wrote this, so these are all from the internet, feel free to request
Stan:
Him:Can you come in my car?
Him:Are you busy?
Him:Do you want me to leave?
Him:Babe just text back, should I leave or stay?
You: Jesus Christ Stan alright I'm coming. Stop texting me to hang out at 3 in the morning
Kyle:
Him:Well, I'm barely going to sleep and I've been thinking about you and different scenarios about us
which kept me thinking and now I can't wait to see you. I'm happy I met you:) goodnight babe
Eric: You up?
you: hey what's up?
him: wanna hang?
you: Sure, tomorrow
him: Nah tonight
you: I don't wanna get outta of my bed
him: It's Friday
you: okay?? annnddd??
him: Bitch
Clyde:
him: dkiuygvbsndcjsgvbf
him:They call me Chef Bong Yard Queef cause I can make ravioli
you: Clyde go to sleep
Butters:
you: It's getting pretty late...
him: are you getting sleepy?
you: super sleepy actually.
him: Go to bed! get your beauty rest!!
you: I will, thank you for staying up to talk with me Leo
him: No need to thank me, I'd gladly do it for you anytime
him: but goodnight angel, sleep well, and have sweet dreams(of me). I'll talk to you in the morning
you: Good night Leo I love you!
him: I love you too!!
Token:
him:Well it's getting late , or early, I should fuck my ass to bed
you: huh?
him: OH MY FUCKING HELL
you: LMFAOOO
him: tuck* God, I'm going to sleep
Kenny:
you: come over
him: it's late
you: so???
him: your parents will hate me
you: I need you
him: don't say that, that's not fair
Jimmy:
him: Hey, where are you
him: I miss you
him: wanna come watch a movie at my house
you: unfortunately this user does not accept messages after dark. Please try calling during daylight hours . Thank you.
Craig:
you: YO! DUDE!
him: it's 3 o'clock in the morning! what the fuck do you want
you: I made waffles.
him: And?
you: Bacon
him: ... I'll be right over
Tweek:
him: Goodnight princess. Dream if me as you wraps yourself in my t- shirt. I will soon be over and will properly wrap you in my arms.
you: awwwww ILYSMMM
YOU ARE READING
South Park Preferences
Fanfiction}Requests always open{Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be with a Southpark charecter?? Well now you can see! Idk, ima do craigs group and Stan's group. I'll be taking requests. Hopefully not slow updates. They'll be aged up, you know...
