Stan:
+ He's not having it
+ If he's drunk he'll fight someone
+ If he's not, then verbal assault
+ "Fucking leaver her alone prick, she doesn't want you."
Kyle:
+ He's either beat the person up severely
+ Or Verbally assault them
+ "listen here fucker, she doesn't like you or your disgusting ass pickup lines, so get lost or I'll kick your ass..."
+ He does not take flirting lightly
Eric:
+ Verbal assault
+ "You're lucky I just ate, otherwise I'll kick your sorry ass."
+ He wouldn't really do much, because he probably wouldn't have to
+ he'd get just physical enough to scare the person if he'd have to
Kenny:
+ he'd trust you
+ How could he not, he fucks you
+ If some touches you though then hes all like
+ "whoa whoa whoa, that's WAY too much touching... Goodbye, thank you come again."
+ He'd only get physical if the other person got physical first.
Craig:
+ oop nope
+ none of that
+ yeet
+ "okay goodbye we're leaving. Fucking pieces of trash always having to ruin shit."
Tweek:
+Oop
+ he'd be like pulling on your arm trying to get you to leave
+ "I want to leave, I hate that annoying dudes are bothering you."
+You would've thought it was funny
+ You guys did of course leave
Token:
+ Ooop
+ I think he'd just pay the person to make them go away
+ "hey hey, if you leave my girlfriend alone I'll pay you like 50 bucks."
Clyde:
+He'd get annoyed
+ Then he'd get upset
+ Then he's cry
+ by then the person usually leaves you alone
+ If they don't Clyde will probably break their nose while crying.
+ "You have no respect for women" Crying his eyes out
Jimmy:
+He'd guilt trip the person
+ "y-you would r-r-really try an-and f-flirt with a d-d-disabled person's g-girlfriend."
+ or maybe ht'd give them drugs
+ "h-h-hey I'll give you s-some drugs i-if you s-stop t-talking to her."
Butters:
+ "Aw come on,leave her alone."
+ most likely the person would make fun of him
+ You'd have to stand up for poor butters
+ "Aw what would I do without you..."
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South Park Preferences
Fanfiction}Requests always open{Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be with a Southpark charecter?? Well now you can see! Idk, ima do craigs group and Stan's group. I'll be taking requests. Hopefully not slow updates. They'll be aged up, you know...
