{So if you don't know the queen Mary is a ship that's a hotel, but like it stays on the dock. ANd like there's this ghost captain that pulls girls ponytails. So that's what happened to you, so you went to the front desk and asked why it happened and they tell you 'oh that's just the captain, he likes to pull on girls ponytails and rape them.' this is their reaction to this news.}
Stan: "Oh HELL no. We're checking it out. Fuck it we're checking out."
Kyle: "You're joking right? This is a joke? I don't believe this, that wasn't even funny."
Eric: "Don't worry y/n. If that captain ever touches you again I'll chop his balls off."
Kenny: "yo that's creepy, I just got chills. Y/n you still wanna stay?"
Craig: "*Laughs for like 5 minutes* oh shit y/n I think that means he likes you!"
Tweek: "Oh fucking hell!"
Token: "yo that's fucked up man. Y/n we can go somewhere else if you want..."
Clyde: "I'm just glad he's straight otherwise I'd be fucked...literally..."
Jimmy: "Calm down y/n...no one wants to fuck you, ghost or non ghost."
Butters: "Oh my! Y/n I don't think we should stay. I just hope the ghost isn't to mad."
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South Park Preferences
Fanfiction}Requests always open{Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be with a Southpark charecter?? Well now you can see! Idk, ima do craigs group and Stan's group. I'll be taking requests. Hopefully not slow updates. They'll be aged up, you know...
