How you distract them

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{A/N~ I'm only writing this because I'm bored and don't feel like doing my homework, but it looks like I'm doing work on my laptop :)))))}

Stan:

Wearing some sexy ass costumes will sure as hell do it (ex. Sexy cop, etc...)

Kyle:

To be honest almost anything you do will seduce him sooooo yea!

Eric:

Playing with your food, even if you making a snowman out of mashed potatoes like it don' matter that shit just distracting 

Kenny:

When you put pens, pencils in your mouth cuz like who wouldn't that distract

Craig:

When you flip him off, like he won't be able to consentrate the whole rest of the day

Tweek:

When you spill something on your shirt, especially if its hot!

Token:

When you were show offie clothes(you lil hoe :))

Clyde:

When you throw like shit at him, not actual shit but like stuff shit

Jimmy:

When you laugh, I don't even know you and I sure as hell would get distracted too ;)))

Butters:

When you walk past him, like in one of those movie scenes cuz like zamnnnnnn


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