Being childhood friends

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{A/N~ So even if you met after childhood it doesn't matter this is what you guys would do if you were childhood friends.}

Stan:

+ hugggggsssss... when no one is looking

+ you hanging out with his group

+ Playing with his dog together

+ You helping him with math

+ "No we're just regular bestfriends, Kyle is my super mega best friend"

Kyle:

+ You laughing when he yells at Cartman

+ you hanging out with Stan's group 

+ hang holding 

+ "naw we're just friends."

+ him calling you stoopid for not knowing math

Eric:

+ no one would know why you were friends

+ roast battles

+ "shut yo shut yo wanna be rolly polly looking ass up."

+ "shut yo shut yo midget smurf wanna be ass"

+ You'd hang out with Stan's group

Kenny:

+ He'd always try to hold your hand

+ He'd show you his playboys

+ "Hey y/n wanna see my drawings"

+ He would show you his woman drawings too

+ You'd hang out with Stan's group mainly

+ "Are you guys dating?"

Craig:

+ He'd be mean to you, but you were still friends

+ "Shut up Y/n you sound really stupid."

+ all the other kids in his group would stand up for you

+ You'd always be harassing Craig though

+ "hey  hey hey hey hey Craiiiiiiggggg~ How's Tweek?"

+ Fun times

Tweek:

+ You'd hang out mainly with Craig's group 

+ You'd still always be harassing him and making him uncomfortable

+ You'd steal his coffee and drink it

+ You'd always be the one putting band aids on him

+ "Soooooo~ Do you and Craig fuck like in the drawings??"

+ "SKKSKSKSKKSKSKSKKS stop that !"

Token:

+ You'd be in Craig's group 

+ You'd be mean to him because why not

+ "Hey butthole."

+ He'd be that one kid to 'know why you bullying him'

+ Like he'd be: "I know you only say that because you don't get loved at home"

+ You'd have dope handshakes

Clyde:

+ You'd be hanging out in Craig's group

+ You guys would be chill asf

+ Radical handshakes

+ "You guys MUST be dating"

+ Sharing food

+ "Oh y/n, Ye we best friends."

+ Sunglasses and litty ass poses

Jimmy:

+ Buddies

+ You were in Stan's group

+ He'd tell you jokes to make you laugh

+ Half five Friday's 

+ "AW yea Jimmy's here! Later loozers!"

+ Spraying him with water when he talked about drugs

Butters:

+ You guys are super best friends

+ You would be in Stan's group

+ Everyone would ship you two 

+ Walking to and from school 

+ Hand holding 

+ You being hella weird towards him 

+ "Wassup Butters? Leo? Mantequillaaaaaaa?"

+ "AW they MUST be a thing. Like look at them they're holding hands!!!"


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