The walking cliche

Red cup in one hand and a sausage in the other

Jake

"PARTY!" Code yelled while jumping onto Snake's back.

"Can't" Snake and Jill said simultaneously.

"I'll see if I can sneak out since it's the middle of the  week." Gwen answered Code.

Code started to pout and got off of Snake's back.

"Jake, you owe me man." Code pleaded.

"What? I don't owe you anything. But sure I'm in the mood for a party." I wiggled my eyebrows disgustingly.

"You're always in the mood for a party." Jill said.

"So are you Jilly willy." I teased.

She sighed.

"I know but I'm staying at my dad's place and when I'm grounded he might as well put a collar on me and call me Fido." Jill scrunched her nose.

"Hmm, collars. I could work with collars. Your dad is truly inspirational." I pondered.

"Gross." Jill slapped me when she realised I was talking about S&M.

"Stop with the forplay you two, so party tonight, right? Yes? Okay! Come pick me up at ten." Code said enthusiastically.

"Dude what is up with you?" Snake asked. Code wasn't exactly known to be energetic. Actually, sometimes it seemed like he was sleeping with his eyes open.

"You know I had a cold right? I got these pills to fight it and boy do they work. They really really work. Maybe I shouldn''t take them that often. Oh well." Code shrugged.

"Bring them tonight." I grinned. I could use some vitamins.

"Your kind of sick can't be cured that easily." Jill deadpanned. I graciously flipped her off as a reply.

As promised I showed up at Code's door around ten and then we went to a random frat party. The thing about living near Cambridge is that there are always parties somewhere. The beer tasted like donkey piss but at least it was cheap.

Gwen had texted us earlier that she couldn't make it. I understood though, it was really hard to escape from her room and her parents were very light sleepers. Sucks to be her.

My mom wouldn't even wake up if I'd use a chainsaw next to her. Or when I peed in her bed.

I guess I need to elaborate on that one.

One time I had a little too much to drink. I didn't know what up or down was anymore. Anyway it was dark and I was extremely drunk but at least I still knew when I had to pee. So I strolled to what I thought was the bathroom and started peeing. Keep in mind that it was dark and drunk Jake didn't feel the need to turn on the light.

Anyway, that afternoon I woke up with a note stuck to my forehead that I was grounded and that mom would appreciate it if I didn't take a leak in her bed. Apparently I'd missed the bathroom. In my defense, her room is next to the bathroom.

That wasn't my brightest moment.

Half an hour later we arrived at the party and it was filled with hot sorority girls. I couldn't wait to go to college.

"Ooh hot dogs. I didn't know this was a fancy party." Code said. Usually these parties had some stale chips and nuts.

"How many weiners are you gonna stuff in your mouth, Code?" I asked suggestively.

"I'm not gonna stop until they call me sausage king!" Code said, ignoring my innuendo.

I barked out a laugh. I was sure he'd succeed in his plan.