Poker Face

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You wake up on Saturday at 11:00 you walk down stairs and everyone is in the dining room talking.

"How have you never played poker?" Tony asked Steve.

"I don't know." Steve says.

"What is this poker you speak of, Stark?"

"It's game." You say.

"She's alive!" Tony exclaims.

You roll you eyes.

"Good morning. Your hair's nice today." Sam says sarcastically.

"I know. I am fabulous." You say with your back arched, one hand in the air and the other on your hip.

Clint laughs.

"So are you guys gonna play poker or something?" You ask.

"Yeah. We gotta teach Capiscle and Point-break how to play." Tony says.

You go to the game closet (in the Avengers Facility their Tony has a closet full of games such as: Poker, Monopoly, Apples to Apples, What Do You Meme, Pie Face, Clue, Uno, Twister, ect..)

You grab the poker box and go to the dining room. You set the box in front of Tony.

You sit and watch everyone play Poker.

"Hey F.R.I.D.A.Y. play Poker Face," You tell F.R.I.D.A.Y.

"Ok, Miss Y/n." The AI says.

Poker Face starts playing. Clint is singing to it.

"I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Love Game intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffing with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunning with my love glue gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)"

The song is over they continue to play poker. After a hour you go to your room and listen to music.

(Author's note: I'm sorry this chapter is really weird. But what can you expect from a weirdo like me 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪)

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