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"star queens"

ben (goatfish)
theodosia (man pouring water)
joseph (virghoe)
gwilym (archer man horse)
rami (literally a ram)
lucy (lady goatfish)

man pouring water
hi i specifically made this
new chat to discuss our
birth charts because we're
still waiting on timothée
hal (delayed flight ugh)
and i miss my love so i
started looking up his birth
chart to see where we are
compatible and i want to
look up y'all's but i'm
gonna need a year + birth
place + maybe birth time :)

goatfish
discuss our what

virghoe
first of all, definitely
appreciate my new
nickname
secondly, 21 sept 1983 in
rhinebeck, ny

lady goatfish
17 jan 1994 ny, ny
bro i'm so excited
i'm so clueless on astrology

man pouring water
ugh ily queen

virghoe
ugh ily2 king

lady goatfish
oH
but ily theo

archer man horse
idk how i feel about my
nickname
24 nov 1983 in bristol

literally a ram
i'm-
i see what you did there
and i like it
12 may 1981 @ 8:42 am in
torrance, cali

goatfish
i'm still confused thank
you all for explaining

man pouring fish
shhhh just go be pretty

virghoe
even though you're doing
the research can we still
know your info to make us
feel important

man pouring water
9 feb 1994 at 23:49 in state
college, centre county,
pennsylvania

lady goatfish
how does one get born in
a college town

man pouring water
there's a hospital there
and like it's not exactly in
state but it's still
considered

goatfish
i feel like that explains so
much but i don't know why

virghoe
it explains why she's an
animal

archer man horse
theo doesn't actually
remind me of an animal
tbh i see cup of hot cocoa
and knitting before going
to be at precisely nine pm

goatfish
sometimes
typically you have to rip
the coffee from her hands
and beg her to go to sleep

man pouring water
sleep is for the weak
i just need one to two
hours every night, it's
fine, i'm fine

literally a ram
you know you aren't a
robot, right

lady goatfish
yeah you really should
just allow yourself to sleep
wait
what time is it in paris

man pouring water
uh-oh

virghoe
busted
it's 3:47 am in paris
go to sleep, idiot

man pouring water
i came here to talk planets
and i'm honestly feeling
attacked

goatfish
please sleep

man pouring water
no

goatfish
please :)

virghoe
please :)

archer man horse
please :)

lady goatfish
please :)

literally a ram
please :)

man pouring water
ugh fine
screw you all

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