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theodosia (darling angel theo)
ben (benny baby boy)

darling angel theo
i'm PREGNANT

benny baby boy
hi, joe and gwil here, ben
is kind of frozen

darling angel theo
ohmygod i'm not actually
pregnant
jesus fucking christ
i saw the pictures of him
at the oscars
i'm drooling
he's so hot i'm
metaphorically pregnant

benny baby boy
that's gross
we're going to give the
phone back to "benny
baby boy" now
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT
HOW COULD YOU GET MY
HOPES UP LIKE THAT

darling angel theo
?!?!?!???!?!?!?!!!?!??!??!?!?
PARDON
...........I'm Sorry?????

benny baby boy
YOU SHOULD BE

darling angel theo
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU
ARE YOU OKAY?!
A BABY?!

benny baby boy
I DON'T KNOW
SO THIS IS LOVE?!
but ALSO
you think i look hot, yeah?

darling angel theo
ohmygod nope we're done
sdknfonhdlkfjlos
i've gotta get back to
filming now

benny baby boy
enjoy!
i love you, theo

darling angel theo
and you, benny

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