Ryguyrocky Texting Stories

Chapter 16

Chapter 16- Warmth (Goldy and Unicorn Mann)

[A/N: Oh yeah another story about these two homeslices]

Goldy's P.O.V.

I messed up. Like real bad. I was at a sleepover at Tina's house. She only invited me because she wanted to show Ryan how "nice" she is. And I pulled a coke and mentos prank. And now I got kicked out. I got the boot. My parents were on, yet another, business trip so I couldn't rely on them to get home. I don't feel like walking. And even if I tried to walk home, I forgot my keys, so I couldn't even enter my house. My fence is too big to jump. My babysitter is in the hospital. So it looks like I'm sleeping on the bus bench. HAH! Nah, I got Unicorn Mann. Also I want to see the new text name he gave himself.

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Golden Midget: ey homie

Unicorn Beard: Hey Goldy.

Unicorn Beard: Why are you texting me, I thought you were at a sleepover.

Golden Midget: i got kicked

Unicorn Beard: Oh. I'm sorry. It must have hurt to be kicked out.

Golden Midget: it fine

Unicorn Beard: What did you do?

Golden Midget: i put coke and mentos in te toilet

Unicorn Beard: Hey at least you got a good prank out of it

Golden Midget: yah

Golden Midget: can i ask u 4 a favor

Unicorn Beard: Let me guess. You want me to fly you to your house AGAIN.

Golden Midget: nope

Golden Midget: i wanna go to ur house

Unicorn Beard: Really?

Golden Midget: yah I forgot me keys

Unicorn Beard: Well

Unicorn Beard: I mean I'd like to and all, but my house isn't that neat. And I only have one bed.

Golden Midget: we can always share te bed

Unicorn Beard: Um no. No. No. I'll just sleep on the floor, it's fine.

Golden Midget: but itll be so much more warm

Golden Midget: i insist

Golden Midget: body heat

Golden Midget: itll do good to both of us

Unicorn Beard: You are making this more awkward than it needs to be.

Golden Midget: how is it awkward

Unicorn Beard: Nevermind! I'll just pick you up. Where are you.

Golden Midget: bus bench near tinas house

Unicorn Beard: Got it.

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After ten minutes we finally arrive at his house. And man was it messy, but at the same time it was so dope. He had comics, potions, and movies everywhere. I even saw a gun! After I changed into my pajamas, he leads me toward his bedroom.

"Ok Goldy," he says, "Here's the bed, you can sleep now." I look at the bed. It looked so comfy. The blankets were my fabric, the pillows were nice and fluffy, and it had a lamp right next to it.

"Thanks Unicorn," I say. He smiles. I go inside the bed. It was warm, but I needed more warmth. Unicorn starts to leave. I get an idea. I start to fake cry and shiver. And I'm a true ACTRESS *insert sassy hair toss*, so I am very convincing. I hear Unicorn stop. I hear him step back into the room. I hear him chuckle too.

"Okay you little booger," Unicorn says, "I'll stay with you." He goes under the bed sheets. I snuggle up to him. I immediately feel warmer. I think his face was red? I don't know how. Probably some superpower. I noticed that he was in his super suit still.

"Do you not wear pajamas?" I ask. He laughs.

"My super suit are my pajamas, my swimming suit, my arctic suit, my desert suit, and my super suit," he says. I smile. He's the coolest bud you could ever ask for. I hug him harder.

"Heh," Unicorn says," "You really want me to stay. Don't you? I chuckle, I feel myself start to drift off to sleep. He wraps his arm around me.

"thanks unicorn," I say as I fall asleep. Now I'm not sure, could have been a dream, but I could have sworn I heard him say something along the lines of....

"No problem peanut."

Author's Note

Why does this feel more like a oneshot than a texting story?