Ryguyrocky Texting Stories

Chapter 67

Chapter 67- High (Ryan and Unicorn Mann)

Unicorn Mann's P.O.V.

Okay. Now I just simply put the toothbrush into the compactor and- DING! AAAAH! Frick! The heck. Oh. It's just Ryan. What did he text me this ti-.......the heck?

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RyBread: THE COCONUT!

Unicorn: What are you talking about?

RyBread: GET ME A COCONUT!

Unicorn: Dude we are in Texas. Just go to a store and get your own coconut.

RyBread: GET ME A COCONUT!

Unicorn: Why do you need a friggin coconut?

RyBread: I NEED TO SLAP IT ON MY WALLS AND PUT IT ON MY POSTERS!

Unicorn: You need to put it on your walls and on your posters?

Unicorn: OH POOP! ARE YOU HIGH ON TEA AGAIN!

RyBread: YOU BET YOUR BABOONS BUTT I AM!

RyBread: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Unicorn: How do you know I have a baboon?

RyBread: WOOOOOOOOH!!!! BRING ON THE CHICKEN SOUP SABRE!

Unicorn: CRAP! I don't know how to deal with this!

Unicorn: This is gonna do a real number on me, and my sanity.

RyBread: GOSH DARN THESE TAXES! ALWAYS GETTING IN THE WAY.

Unicorn: This is so gonna be my downfall!

Unicorn: Um. Ryan. Can you try to calm down?

RyBread: DOWN?! WHY CALM DOWN WHEN I CAN CALM UP!

Unicorn: Okay. Think Unicorn.

Unicorn. Ryan, what is your weakness?

RyBread: WEAKNESS!? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, KRYPTONITE!? I HAVE NO WEAKNESS! I'M KRYPTONITE WITHOUT THE WEAKNESS TO SUPERMAN!

Unicorn: AHA!

Unicorn: Ryan, you loooooove Tina right?

RyBread: FRICK YEAH! I LOVE TINA!

Unicorn: Frick. That normally shuts you up.

RyBread: BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S EVEN LOVELIER THAN TINA!?

Unicorn: Please, tell me who, while I'm SO I CAN THINK OF MORE WAYS TO STOP YOU!

RyBread: MR. OINKERS!

Unicorn: ..........

Unicorn: Are you talking about my pig?

RyBread: HECK YEAH! HE'S THE ONE OF THE BEST FRIENDS EVER!

Unicorn: Ryan, I thought I was your best friend.

RyBread: YOU SHOUDL HEAR MR. OINKERS TALK ABOUT ALL THOSE DARN FIRES AND VINE LOVING ELECTRIC DUDES!

Unicorn: THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!

RyBread: Yes it hasn't!

Unicorn: RYAN! If you don't chill out, I am going to

RyBread: DO WHAT HUH!

Unicorn: I'm going to

RyBread: What'ya gonna do, HUH MATE!

Unicorn: Um.

RyBread: DO IT YOU WON'T!

Unicorn: I WILL DESTROY YOUR TEA SUPPLY!

RyBread: Unicorn.

RyBread: Chill out dude, I might be acting a little weird, but don't do that. No need to be a Downer Frowner Boy-o!

Unicorn: NO RYAN! THIS IS BAD!

Unicorn: WORSE THAN THE TIME YOU THRE A LEAF AT ME AND YELLED FLY MARIO FLY! FLY WITH YOUR TAIL!

Unicorn: FACE THE FACTS! THIS!

Unicorn: THIS IS UNHEALTHY!

Unicorn: TINA HAD BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THIS!

Unicorn: BUT SHE'S BEING TOO NICE, SO IM GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE!

Unicorn: THIS NEEDS TO STOP!

RyBread: NO U!

Unicorn: Just face the facts pal.

Unicorn: Your whole tea thing, it isn't just an obsession, NO!

Unicorn: It's an addiction. It's like drugs, but tea.

RyBread: YOU LITTLE!

RyBread: ...

RyBread: Your right.

Unicorn: Oh really? You agree.

RyBread: Yeah, I'm scrolling through these texts, and I realize.

RyBread: .....

RyBread: I realize...

RyBread: Holy f**king s**t I have a problem.

RyBread: This does need to stop.

RyBread: I should just stop drinking tea.

Unicorn: Ryan, just because it's affecting you negatively, doesn't mean you have to stop.

Unicorn: Drink tea of course, this does not apply to drugs or any other bad addiction. Just your tea problem.

Unicorn: Tea makes you feel good, and that's good, it's just, you overload on tea.

Unicorn: So, how about you start small and just have one or two cups of tea a day.

RyBread: Yeah. That's probably better than drinking 56 gallons of tea every day.

Unicorn: ....

Unicorn: HOLY S**T

Unicorn: YOU DRANK 56 GALLONS OF TEA ON A DAILY BASIS!

RyBread: Yeah? Is that like bad.

Unicorn: HOW ARE YOU STILL F**KING ALIVE RIGHT NOW!

RyBread: What can I say?

RyBread: I have a big boi belly.

Unicorn: RYAN! THAT ISN'T JUST A BIG BOY BELLY!

Unicorn: THAT IS THE STOMACH CAPACITY OF A FRICKING GIANT!

RyBread: You know, I don't want to continue this conversation, so I'ma just leave.

Unicorn: RYAN! This is a real problem!

Unicorn: Ryan?

RyBread: I LEFT DON'T CONTACT ME!

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Phew. It worked. I did it! And I helped Ryan's addiction. Yaaaaaaaaaay! I'm so glad that I'm not that irresponsible...............I could go for a couple dozen cups of coffee right now.

Announcement Of The Day!

Okay. I know I said that chapter 46, the Daycare Characters Q&A thing, would be the only Q&A type chapter I'd do. But, I want you guys to know a lil' bit more about me. And I'm still brainstorming some ideas. So, ask me any questions you want. If it's too personal, I won't answer them. So, ask me anything, only if you want to, and I will answer them in a future chapter. Let's hope that this time, more than two people will ask me questions.