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Chapter 103

Chapter 103- OUT OF SCHOOL (Goldy and Unicorn Mann)

Goldy's P.O.V.

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" I screech. I run around the campus, high giving strangers who probably think I just infected them with some random disease. It's finally here! The day I've been waiting for since the first day school! The last day! YES! When my dad asks me what my favorite part of school is. I'm gonna say leaving it. I run to the parking lot and spot my car. I quickly jump through the window and into my seat. My father turns around.

"Hi kid-o, how do you feel now that you've accomplished the year," my dad says. I raise my fist in the air.

"AWSOME!" I exclaim. My dad smiles with his non existent mouth. Wait until he sees my report card. He's gonna be smiling even more! I got all B's! Well, one C, but Art is a hard class to pass. This year was way better than last year! Luckily, Unicorn tutored me throughout the year.

"What was your favorite part of school?" My dad asks. Hah. I knew he would ask that. He fell right into my trap.

"Leaving it," I respond. My dad laughs.

"And how's your buddy Unicorn Mann?" My dad asks.

"Oh he's great," I say.

"OH! How wonderful! I'm glad to hear that," My dad says, "Anyways, I know you want to think about all the things you want to do during the summer, so I'll just stay silent." He's right, I do need to think about that. Man. There's so many things to do! I could play video games, eat, play video games, sleep, play video games, go on vacation, play video games, have a play date, play video games, snuggle with Chip, play video games. The options are endless! How do I choose. I know! I'll turn to my good friend (oof friendzoned) best bud (oof friendzoned) nothing more nothing less than a friend (oof friendzoned) pal (oof friendzoned) super duper best friend (oof friendzoned) UNICORN MANN! I pull out my phone.

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Golden Midget: UNICORN!

Lukewarm: Yes Goldy?

Golden Midget: IT'S THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR!

Lukewarm: Wait it is?

Golden Midget: yeah, didn't you know that?

Lukewarm: I thought school wasn't over until July.

Golden Midget: what! no!

Golden Midget: IT'S SUMMER VACATION!

Lukewarm: SUMMER VACATION!

Golden Midget: but that raise a question.

Golden Midget: what should we do?

Lukewarm: Well, what do you want to do?

Golden Midget: eat, sleep, and play video games!

Lukewarm: That's it? You don't want to do anything else?

Golden Midget: no, what else would i do?

Lukewarm: Well I mean, you could go out on a date with SOMEONE.

Golden Midget: ?????

Lukewarm: NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO IMPLY THAT I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO DATE YOU AND GET CRUSHED WHENEVER YOU REJECT OR FRIENDZONE ME, AND I TOTALLY DON'T EVER QUESTION WHY I EVEN TRY ANYMORE! I'M JUST SAYING YOU COULD PARTAKE IN IT BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A FUN ACTIVITY!

Golden Midget: ......

Golden Midget: sounds legit.

Golden Midget: i'll think about it

Golden Midget: so, what do you wanna do together during summer.

Lukewarm: What do you mean by that?

Golden Midget: like, dude, we have an entire summer for bro hangout time.

Lukewarm: Bro hangout time?

Golden Midget: yeah!

Golden Midget: we can do the cinnasalt challenge!

Lukewarm: The cinnasalt challenge? What in the world is the cinnasalt challenge?

Golden Midget: its when you get a bowl, put cinnamon and salt into it, mix it, punch it, and then eat a spoonful of the mix.

Lukewarm: That sounds absolutely putrid.

Golden Midget: i know!

Golden Midget: that's why it's so funny!

Lukewarm: I don't know, that doesn't sound like the thing I'd be roflcoptering at.

Golden Midget: okay okay, i gotcha, it doesn't mix well with your threads.

Golden Midget: i understand, but don't worry, i's got more ideas.

Golden Midget: we could do yoga!

Lukewarm: Oooo! That actually sounds relaxing!

Golden Midget: yeah! our fingers are gonna be so burned.

Lukewarm: Wait. Our fingers are gonna be burned? What do you think yoga is?

Golden Midget: isn't yoga where you put your bare fingers and toes into the toaster while it's on?

Lukewarm: No! Not at all!

Lukewarm: Here, how about you suggest normal things, maybe challenges you find on YouTube.

Golden Midget: ooooh!

Golden Midget: let's walk across 5 feet of LEGO!

Lukewarm: NO! That's just asking for pain and misery!

Golden Midget: your right your right.

Golden Midget: we need to do it without socks or shoes, only bare feet.

Lukewarm: That's even worse.

Golden Midget: okay. okay.

Golden Midget: i has one more idea.

Golden Midget: let's swim.

Lukewarm: That is a great idea.

Golden Midget: in maple syrup.

Lukewarm: That is not a great idea.

Golden Midget: welp, that was all my ideas.

Lukewarm: Here, how about we go home, and then we can brainstorm ideas, and tell each other later.

Golden Midget: sure.

Golden Midget: bye!

Lukewarm: Bye. Love you.

Golden Midget: aw. i love you too bud. we're the bestest friends.

Lukewarm: ....

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I turn my phone off. Sweet! Almost home! Man! Can't wait for summer! No more school forever! I sigh a sigh of relief. Thank goodness. As we draw near our house dad says something.

"Are you ready for summer?" Dad says.

"F**K YEAH I AM!" I Say. Dad suddenly crashes the car into a street light. He jolts backwards.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!" He yells. Oh snap.

Question Of The Day!

If Unicorn Mann was in Undertale, which character do you think he'd be?