Ryguyrocky Texting Stories

Chapter 65

Chapter 65- You's Got The Stuff? (Angel and Dave)

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I'll Destroy U: You's got the stuff?

Dave: The hell you talkin about?

I'll Destroy U: The stuff!

Dave: What stuff?

I'll Destroy U: Don't tell me you forgot the stuff!

Dave: Well, maybe I'd know if you told me what this stuff is!

I'll Destroy U: DO YOU HAVE THE RICE!

Dave: WHAT GOSH DARN RICE!

I'll Destroy U: THE RICE! You know, the one I asked for you to get me a week ago!

Dave: You never asked for any rice!

I'll Destroy U: I LITERALLY ASKED YOU SIX TIMES! IN SIXTH PERIOD! WITHIN SIX MINUTES!

Dave: Well I mean.

Dave: WAIT! Why do you even need rice anyways!?

I'll Destroy U: Well, my phone went dark, and I can't play Forkknife anymore, and I've heard that rice helps to make it alive again.

Dave: Hold up.

Dave: How long were you on your phone before it went dark?

I'll Destroy U: Like 75 hours.

Dave: Have you ever thought...

Dave: I dunno?

Dave: YOUR PHONE RAN OUT OF BATTERY LIFE!

I'll Destroy U: ...

I'll Destroy U: Um....

Dave: Hold up, if your phone is dead, how are you texting me?

I'll Destroy U: Um....

I'll Destroy U: I'm using my tablet.

Dave: This is your PHONE number.

I'll Destroy U: Okay. Fine. You got me.

I'll Destroy U: I'm going to some cosplay convention, and the character I'm going as has white hair.

Dave: What are you going as, a grandma?

I'll Destroy U: SHUSH! I'm explaining my motivations right now.

I'll Destroy U: And I don't want anyone knowing that I go to these kinds of things, so I made up an excuse so no one would know.

Dave: Oh, well thanks for trusting me with your secret.

I'll Destroy U: Yeah, I trust you.

Dave: Thanks pal

I'll Destroy U: BUT YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE!!!

Dave: And the moment is already over.

I'll Destroy U: Heh. Dork.

Dave: Nerd

I'll Destroy U: Loser.

Dave: Bot

I'll Destroy U: Biscuit

Dave: Dumb

I'll Destroy U: Bit-

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Question If The Day!

What do you think of the pairing between Danny and Dave?