Chapter 45- Prank (Goldy and Unicorn)
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Song: "Part of Your World" by Jodi Benson from The Little Mermaid
Unicorn Mann's P.O.V.
Okay. Now how do you work this thing. I stare down at the Tv remote. Okay, so I'm assuming the button with the- RING RING! The hell. Ryan's calling me? The heck? Well excuse you Ryan, this is a texting book. Beep. I hang up............................Ding. Oh. Sweet. Goldy texted me.
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Golden Midget: look at dis stuff isnt it neat
Luke I Am Yo Father: What stuff?
Golden Midget: wouldnt u think my collections complete
Luke I Am Yo Father: You collect stuff?
Golden Midget: wouldnt u think im da girl da girl with everything
Luke I Am Father: I've seen your house, I'm positive you don't have a cat anywhere. So, no, you don't have everything.
Golden Midget: look at this trove treasures untold
Luke I Am Yo Father: You know what troves are?
Golden Midget: how many wonders can 1 cavern hold
Luke I Am Yo Father: Well it depends on how large the cavern is.
Golden Midget: looking around u think sure shes got everything
Luke I Am Yo Father: Okay?
Golden Midget: ive got gadgets and gizmos a plenty
Luke I Am Yo Father: Yes, I have been to your house, I know.
Golden Midget: ive got whozits and whatzits galore
Luke I Am Yo Father: Well now you're just making words up.
Golden Midget: u want thingamabobs
Luke I Am Yo Father: It depends on what this thingamabob is.
Golden Midget: ive got twenty
Luke I Am Yo Father: That's a waste of money.
Golden Midget: but who cares
Luke I Am Yo Father: Oh well, don't say that. I'm sure it's very interesting, I just don't know what your talking about.
Golden Midget: no big deal
Golden Midget: but i want more
Luke I Am Yo Father: Well I mean, that's just being greedy.
Golden Midget: i want to see were the people are
Luke I Am Yo Father: Then just walk out of the door.
Golden Midget: i want to see
Golden Midget: want to see them dancing
Luke I Am Yo Father: Okay, now I'm really confused.
Golden Midget: walkin around on those...
Golden Midget: whad'ya call em'
Luke I Am Yo Father: What?
Luke I Am Yo Father WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Golden Midget: oh feet
Luke I Am Yo Father: You're talking about feet?
Golden Midget: flippin ur fins u dont get very far
Luke I Am Yo Father: ...
Luke I Am Yo Father: If this is a heckin lyric prank I'm going to whoop you so fast, that even the flash would say that it was super fast.
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