Ryguyrocky Texting Stories

Chapter 62

Chapter 62- It's Going A Little Too Far (Kat, Cookie, and Lizzie)

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Cookie Monster: Okay girls, you know why we're here.

Kitty: Why are we here again?

Lizzie: I must agree with Kat, I too do not understand the purpose of this talk.

Cookie Monster: You guys didn't get the memo?

Cookie Monster: We're talking about how out of control Tina's obsession with Ryan is.

Kitty: Oh!

Lizzie: Wait, why are we talking about this?

Lizzie: Are we not already used to Tina's unhealthy obsession with Ryan?

Cookie Monster: Yeah, But we need to put an end to it!

Kitty: Why? I think that it's kind of cute that Tina has a crush on Ryan.

Kitty: Sure, it's a little extreme, but I don't see it as something that should be destroyed.

Kitty: What do you think about it Lizzie?

Lizzie: ...

Lizzie: Cookie, the but in your sentence should not have been capitalized.

Cookie Monster: Is that really what your worried about here!?

Cookie Monster: Guys, she goes in and out of her way to spend time with Ryan.

Cookie Monster: So much so, that she's forgetting about us. AND THAT'S NOT OKAY!

Kitty: Well I guess I see what your saying.

Lizzie: That reminds me of a story my mother once told me.

Cookie Monster: If you tell that story, I am gonna Destroy you.

Lizzie: During kindergarten, my mother and I kid named Charlotte were great friends. They did everything together. They would dance together, tell each other secrets, and crush on boys together. She explained how beautiful the friendship was. Then, as they grew, my mom's friend became popular. The friend would tell every one of my mother's secrets. And they broke of their friendship. And they never saw each other again.

Cookie Monster: YOU LITTLE!

Kitty: Um

Kitty: Can we get back on topic?

Cookie Monster: Oh, of course.

Cookie Monster: WE NEED TO STOP THIS!

Cookie Monster: WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO DISCUSS HOW TO STOP IT!

Kitty: Well, I guess we could just wait till Tina gives up?

Cookie Monster: Boring

Cookie Monster: I SAY WE KILL RYAN!

Kitty: That's a lil' extreme.

Cookie Monster: LET'S HANG HIM UPSIDE DOWN, ABOVE A FIRE!

Kitty: Um...

Cookie Monster: LET'S PLAY VIDEOS OF HIM LOSING GAMES!

Kitty: Oh, well that one's not so bad.

Cookie Monster: AND THEN STAB HIM TWENTY TIMES!

Kitty: That's a little too dark Cookie.

Cookie Monster: AND THEN WE SHOVE HIS BODY DOWN THE GARBAGE CHUTE!

Kitty: OKAY! Calm down.

Kitty: Lizzie, what would you say?

Lizzie: I'd like to say that Tina just sent me a text saying that she knows that she hasn't been as present with us, and would like to say that she is sorry and has scheduled a hangout day.

Cookie Monster: Wait. So all of this was for nothing?

Lizzie: Precisely.

Kitty: That sounds like some lazy solution found in some fanfic.

Cookie Monster: Yeah, that does sound like something in a fanfic.

Lizzie: How would you two know?

Cookie Monster: What do you mean how would we know?

Lizzie: I mean, the only way you two would know is if you have read a fanfic yourself.

Kitty: ...

Cookie Monster: ...

Kitty: I suddenly have to go.

*Kitty has left the chat*

Cookie Monster: Yeah me too.

*Cookie Monster has left the chat*

Lizzie: Oh well. I will eventually get answers out of them.

*Lizzie has left the chat*

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Question Of The Day!

Out of all the Minecraft Daycare characters, who do you think is gonna grow up to wear glasses?