Ryguyrocky Texting Stories

Chapter 18

Chapter 18- Fourth Resort (Dave and Angel)

Dave's P.O.V.

UGH! I'm so hungry. My mom and dad aren't home, my snacks are all gone, my friends are busy. I can't eat! Danny has the flu. Tony and Kat are at some ice cream place. And Sky doesn't live nearby. I guess....I have to ask...Ugh...Angel. She's the only other person whose number I have.

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Dave: Hey

I'll Destroy U: What do you want punk

Dave: Listen...my friends are gone, we have no food, my parents are out, so can I come over to your place to eat?

I'll Destroy U: HA! No. You have cooties, and plus why should I share with you?

Dave: I got twenty bucks.

I'll Destroy U: Tempting, but you still have cooties.

Dave: PLEASE! Your my fourth resort for food

I'll Destroy U: Still no

Dave: I'LL DO ANYTHING!

I'll Destroy U: Well, we do have veggies.

Dave: Ew barf

I'll Destroy U: Well too bad so sad nerd

Dave: YOU BETTER GIVE ME FOOD OR ELSE!

I'll Destroy U: What are you gonna do? Falcon punch me?

Dave: Yes?

I'll Destroy U: n00b

I'll Destroy U: I'm 2 fast 4 u

Dave: Sigh

Dave: Listen

I'll Destroy U: Hm?

Dave: I'll cosplay as Waluigi at school tomorrow.

Dave: If you give me food.

Dave: Specifically chicken

I'll Destroy U: Now we're talkin, come on over.

Dave: Finally

I'll Destroy U: And if you don't cosplay tomorrow, I'll tell the school how you were the one who vandalized the school buses.

Dave: OKAY! Okay

Dave: Wait how do you know?

I'll Destroy U: Oh. I read your diary.

Dave: YOU DID WHAT!

I'll Destroy U: I have fooooood Dave.

I'll Destroy U: Foooooooooood

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I turn my phone off. Ugh. The things I do for food. This is ridiculous. I get my Waluigi costume. Great. Just great.