Ryguyrocky Texting Stories

Chapter 88

Chapter 88- Partners In (Not) Crime (Tina, Goldy, and Unicorn Mann)

A/N

Angel And Sal is a ship now. I have mixed feelings about it. But I can't wait to see how the fandom uses it.

Unicorn Mann's P.O.V.

"OKAY MIME! I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE TO SURRENDER BEFORE I HAVE TO TAKE YOU DOWN TO POUND TOWN!" I scream. Mime turns around and points an invisible gun to me.

"THE NAME IS MIME YA JEEBWEEZA!" He yells.

"THATS WHAT I SAID YOU IDIOT!" I scream. He begins to shoot at me.

"NO! YOU JUST CALLED ME AN IDIOT!" He screams. Okay. I'm done. I'm gonna need to distract him. I throw a rock behind him. He jolts to the rock. He picks it up, before he even says anything I punch him square in the face. He falls to the floor. That wraps that up. Now since I've faced one criminal today, that means that there should be no more crime. Hopefully. Ding. I get a text message from Goldy.

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SLOTH GURL: hey bud!

Unicorn: Hey Goldy!

Lightsaber: So Unicorn, let's have me and Goldy get straight to the point.

Unicorn: Wait, you and Goldy are actually working, TOGETHER?

SLOTH GURL: i know!

SLOTH GURL: it's crazy!

Lightsaber: So Unicorn, your a superhero right?

Unicorn: Yes, of course.

Lightsaber: And as a superhero, you have certain clearances for restricted areas that normal citizens can't enter, right?

Unicorn: I mean, I guess.

SLOTH GURL: so we want to know if you could break us into area 25, so we could steal some alien tech!

Lightsaber: Goldy!

Lightsaber: We are supposed to be subtle about this!

Lightsaber: This is why I don't go near idiots.

SLOTH GURL: your near yourself!

Lightsaber: Hey!

Unicorn: Okay, back on subject.

Unicorn: Here let me think.

Unicorn: Absolutely not!

Lightsaber: Oh Come one Unicorn!

Lightsaber: Please! For your friends!?

Unicorn: Sorry Tina, even for friends, I'm not doing anything illegal.

SLOTH GURL: would you take a bribe?

Lightsaber: Goldy

Lightsaber: Those are not the best choice of words.

SLOTH GURL: okay.

Lightsaber: Unicorn, we aren't going to do anything dangerous with it, we just want to hold it.

Unicorn: Do you think I'm gullible enough to fall for that?

SLOTH GURL: yes

Unicorn: I'm honestly hurt that you even CONSIDERED that I would even think about doing that.

Lightsaber: Come on, don't you also want to use the tech too?

Unicorn: Nope, I've already used some.

SLOTH GURL: that's not fair!

SLOTH GURL: if you can hold it, how come we can't huh!

Lightsaber: Good one Goldy.

Unicorn: Because I'm responsible enough to know how to use it for the right reasons, such as stopping cosmic level threats!

Unicorn: I AM NOT BREAKING AND ENTERING A GOVERNMENT FUNDED BASE FULL OF ALIEN TECH!

Unicorn: PERIOD!

Lightsaber: But I really want to!

Unicorn: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FLIP IF YOU WANT TO OR NOT!

Unicorn: WE ARE TALKING 55 YEARS OF JAIL TIME HERE!

Lightsaber: Phhhft, we can just break out.

SLOTH GURL: yeah, you got powers, so you can just break out.

Unicorn: Goldy, even if I was to do this and go to jail, I would not be put into a normal cell.

Unicorn: The government has a file on me, they would know about my powers and put me into a solitary confinement!

Lightsaber: That sounds like a personal problem.

Unicorn: I'm honestly surprised that Goldy thought of the fact that I would have the power to break you two out of prison.

Unicorn: Or should I Say Ryan!

SLOTH GURL: How did you know!!

Unicorn: You guys forget that I know a lot about Goldy, after all she is my friend. I know that Goldy would have never even thought of the fact that I have powers and can break you guys out, I also know that Tina would never ever EVER recruit Goldy for anything she wants to accomplish, and when "Goldy" slipped up, Tina was going softer, less harsh, on her than she used to. Which led me to believe that this wasn't Tina, and this was instead someone else. Which I guessed was

Ryan.

Unicorn: I know the only reason why Ryan was disguised as Goldy was so that I would get soft and help you guys.

Unicorn: But I'm smarter than that,

Unicorn: FOR I AM!

Unicorn: SLEEZY!

Unicorn: I MEAN UNICORN MANN!

Lightsaber: Ugh, Fine, we'll find another way.

SLOTH GURL: Yeah What she said.

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Sheesh. They actually thought that they could trick me. I call someone on the phone.

"Yes, Mr. President, we might want to double down on security at Area 25," I say. I wait for his response. He gives me one.

"Why? Well, my, um......Unicorn senses are tingling and telling me that certain PEOPLE might try to break in soon," I respond.